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    Hǫrðar Member Viking's Avatar
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    Default Re: Oh Noes!! The french are taking over our country!!

    She has been a Norwegian citizen sice two weeks before she stepped into office.
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    Default Re : Oh Noes!! The french are taking over our country!!

    Well I for one applaud the open Norwegian society for its enlightened open-mindedness.

    So let me get this right: you bonk the leader of a Norwegian party, are thus granted Norwegian nationality, and two weeks later you get promoted to minister...
    Well this should open a lot of career opportunities.

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    Default Re: Oh Noes!! The french are taking over our country!!

    Well, Sweden already has a frenchman ruling them, and we're taken too, so I guess that just leaves Finland...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore
    Well, Sweden already has a frenchman ruling them, and we're taken too, so I guess that just leaves Finland...
    Finland? Lakes, mosquitoes, reindeer and Fins so drunk that they run around naked all day long hopping from icy lakes to saunas and back again.

    No thanks. My mind is made up. Norway it will be.
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    Also, she's french, for heaven's sake... When did we ever fear hordes of frenchmen coming to our country to rape and pillage?
    You should as a retaliation because remember the Wiking? Ok. It was long time ago but you never apologise for it…

    If she still has french nationality she shouldn't be in such a position. Can't serve two masters. Two democracies involved her, so no masters… And I don’t thing she’s got an official position in France…

    Well, Sweden already has a frenchman ruling them”: Marshal Bernadotte’s heritage (the genetic one) is probably very weak now, so the Royalties in Sweden are hardly French. Even if it still make me laughing when I thing about his “lavandiere” (woman washing clothes) mother and his tattoo “Death to Tyrants”…
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    Default Re: Oh Noes!! The french are taking over our country!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Brenus
    If she still has french nationality she shouldn't be in such a position. Can't serve two masters. Two democracies involved her, so no masters… And I don’t thing she’s got an official position in France…
    She has not, but she has had a lot of important positions in Norway in the last 15 years. So I really understand what the problem is...

    Oh, and she isn't the first immigrant to become minister, but she is the first black immigrant. It looks like things are fine as long as people are white.

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    Default Re: Oh Noes!! The french are taking over our country!!

    Oh, and she isn't the first immigrant to become minister, but she is the first black immigrant. It looks like things are fine as long as people are white.

    I hate my countrymen.
    Oh the irony, that must have been intentional

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