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    L'Etranger Senior Member Banquo's Ghost's Avatar
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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Quote Originally Posted by Waldinger
    And if you get end of the world sex and the world doesn't end than that's just a bonus.
    That very much depends on who you had sex with and whether you own a bunny rabbit and a saucepan.
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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Quote Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
    That very much depends on who you had sex with and whether you own a bunny rabbit and a saucepan.
    Now why would you want to hae sex with a bunny in a saucepan?
    O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean

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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Quote Originally Posted by Redleg
    Now why would you want to hae sex with a bunny in a saucepan?
    Maybe he was planning to cook the bunny for nourishment before the sex. If not, who am I to question the sexual perversions of others?

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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    I'm pretty sure bestiality involving small rodents goes under "nonconsensual" by default, so there would be that.
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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Well, they do say that on an infinite timescale, anything is possible, including the world being destroyed by blackholes from France.

    EDIT: And remember, if anything does go wrong, such as inter-dimensional aliens coming through the walls, and a mysterious man with a briefcase popping up in unlikely places, a physicist in an orange and black hazard suit will save us!

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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Just in time for the end of the Mayan calendar, guys. Happy Apocalypse!
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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Quote Originally Posted by Baba Ga'on
    Just in time for the end of the Mayan calendar, guys. Happy Apocalypse!
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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
    Well, they do say that on an infinite timescale, anything is possible, including the world being destroyed by blackholes from France.

    EDIT: And remember, if anything does go wrong, such as inter-dimensional aliens coming through the walls, and a mysterious man with a briefcase popping up in unlikely places, a physicist in an orange and black hazard suit will save us!

    Gordon never really saved anyone...
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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Quote Originally Posted by Uesugi Kenshin
    Gordon never really saved anyone...
    He kind of has...i mean, come on, you know it's all going to end with him saving the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Quote Originally Posted by Redleg
    Now why would you want to hae sex with a bunny in a saucepan?

    Now why would you even ask about that?
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