The "The Stranger Goes Down Under Trip Fund Idea Box" Thread

[Slug For A Butt]

btw: MY IDEA for now is:!!! Ill steal a key from a supermarketwagon and then while people are not looking ill nick their 50 cents or 1 euro from their wagon... i calculated i'd make more in an hour than if i would work.

But that is theft. You could make more than that an hour by shoplifting, but would you do that as well?
What you COULD do is break into people's houses and steal every damn thing they own, work out the value of what you steal and leave an IOU for that amount. Surely that would be borrowing then?
How about murdering a wealthy family member for their cash. Use that cash to fly to Oz. Once there, claim asylum on the grounds that you would face the death penalty if you were deported. Before you know it, some liberal Australian lobby group will be championing your cause and will start an appeal fund on your behalf. Just sit back and watch the Aussie Dollars roll in... easy street.