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    I don't know. If she can't accept that you drive a mini-van, are you really compatible?
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    Movie and a dinner is a good idea.

    As for movies, I'd be cautious against the heartbreak kid. I hear stiller plays a real jerk in it, and it's generally mean spirited. Might not be best for a first date.

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    Whats a date?
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    Good music scene where you are? If so, find a small show that you're both interested in, preferably something one can dance to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South
    Whats a date?
    Taking a HOT chick out to a Skynyrd Concert
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    When I'm getting ready for a date, I have a few essentials:
    • Clown suit
    • Plastic tarps
    • Chainsaw
    • Full-sized van
    • Pre-dug pit in forest preserve
    • Five spools of copper wire

    Oh, wait, I haven't been on a date in over a decade. Never mind. I was thinking of something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    When I'm getting ready for a date, I have a few essentials:
    • Clown suit
    • Plastic tarps
    • Chainsaw
    • Full-sized van
    • Pre-dug pit in forest preserve
    • Five spools of copper wire

    Oh, wait, I haven't been on a date in over a decade. Never mind. I was thinking of something else.
    You forgot air-fresheners. Don't want people smelling something funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    When I'm getting ready for a date, I have a few essentials:
    • Clown suit
    • Plastic tarps
    • Chainsaw
    • Full-sized van
    • Pre-dug pit in forest preserve
    • Five spools of copper wire
    Oh, wait, I haven't been on a date in over a decade. Never mind. I was thinking of something else.
    You forgot a gallon sized vat of Crisco and a spatula.

    Amateurs, geez.

    Edit - And some ketchup. I'm getting rusty here.
    Last edited by Whacker; 10-25-2007 at 05:39.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decker
    Taking a HOT chick out to a Skynyrd Concert
    A marrige?
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    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South
    A marrige?
    So that's how they do it down there Howabout taking her to the local fair?
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    Take her to a place she never expected ....

    *drumrolls*

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    Your own room at home, in front of your computer, playing EB!
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    A mini-van has other connotations... if this van is rocking don't come knocking.

    So if my 16 year old daughter (hypothetical at this point) had a date with a 16 year old boy who rocked up in a minivan I would interrogate the little tyke until he turned atheist.

    Lunch or Dinner and a movie or something fun, ice skating or some such. Leave the beach for later unless you already have gone to the beach with her.

    Be clean, smell nice and don't worry. Be yourself... just a shiny clean version.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio
    A mini-van has other connotations... if this van is rocking don't come knocking.

    ...

    ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk Brankovic
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    Allow me to translate:

    "If this stationary semi-large automobile transport is moving due to sexual encounters within, please do not disturb the inhabitants."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
    Allow me to translate:

    "If this stationary semi-large automobile transport is moving due to sexual encounters within, please do not disturb the inhabitants."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
    Allow me to translate:

    "If this stationary semi-large automobile transport is moving due to sexual encounters within, please do not disturb the inhabitants."

    ...WOW!
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    Okay, so I actually ended up asking out my friend who I asked for advice.

    That is the short version of this tale. The long version could take me well over an hour to tell and all intermediate versions make no or almost no sense so I will leave it at this unless I get an evening with a lot of free time soon.
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road,
    but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely
    chicken's dominion maintained. ~Machiavelli

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waldinger
    Okay, so I actually ended up asking out my friend who I asked for advice.

    That is the short version of this tale. The long version could take me well over an hour to tell and all intermediate versions make no or almost no sense so I will leave it at this unless I get an evening with a lot of free time soon.
    Split it up into posted segments in-between the 2-3 other conversations going on here. They'll be plenty of time my .org mate. That way, you don't have to make one mega huge post and everyone can wait for the next part...kinda like Harry Potter, if you get my drift.
    "No one said it was gonna be easy! If it was, everyone would do it..that's who you know who really wants it."

    All us men suffer in equal parts, it's our lot in life, and no man goes without a broken heart or a lost love. Like holding your dog as he takes his last breath and dies in your arms, it's a rite of passage. Unavoidable. And honestly, I can't imagine life without that depth of feeling.-Bierut

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
    Allow me to translate:

    "If this stationary semi-large automobile transport is moving due to sexual encounters within, please do not disturb the inhabitants."
    Best explanation of it ever!
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