Re: Ideas for a First Date
When I'm getting ready for a date, I have a few essentials:
- Clown suit
- Plastic tarps
- Chainsaw
- Full-sized van
- Pre-dug pit in forest preserve
- Five spools of copper wire
Oh, wait, I haven't been on a date in over a decade. Never mind. I was thinking of something else.
Re: Ideas for a First Date
You forgot air-fresheners. Don't want people smelling something funny.Originally Posted by Lemur
"No one said it was gonna be easy! If it was, everyone would do it..that's who you know who really wants it."
All us men suffer in equal parts, it's our lot in life, and no man goes without a broken heart or a lost love. Like holding your dog as he takes his last breath and dies in your arms, it's a rite of passage. Unavoidable. And honestly, I can't imagine life without that depth of feeling.-Bierut
Re: Ideas for a First Date
You forgot a gallon sized vat of Crisco and a spatula.
Amateurs, geez.
Edit - And some ketchup. I'm getting rusty here.
Last edited by Whacker; 10-25-2007 at 05:39.
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