I'm laughing, yet crying at the same time. Congratulations, Mr. Durian. You have succeeded in extracting an absurd emotion from my psyche.

Try reading README's or FAQ's or detailed instructions posted everywhere you turn right here on these boards and on the official EB website, even ones with pictures showing you exactly what to push and when to push it. Installation authenticators even exist to make sure your copy of RTW is ready for the experience that is, EB.

Use your head.