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    Vermonter and Seperatist Member Uesugi Kenshin's Avatar
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    I think the best bet against a zombie invasion would be a combined arms approach. In a military sense that would mean APC's and infantry working in close concert, but unless I steal one of the M-60's parked near my school I'd be better off taking one of our shotguns and having a friend follow me around with our rifle.

    Making some molotov cocktails would probably be pretty useful too, since I think boiling the brain counts as destroying it.
    Why is there this focus on weapons using force? Why not FIRE!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uesugi Kenshin
    Why is there this focus on weapons using force? Why not FIRE!?!
    Fire would not destroy the zombie imediatelly...it would just become a walking molotov cocktail during he time was still active...not a good idea.
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    Hmmm...
    Trapped house, hole up in attic with emergencey exit, more on that later.
    Wear combat helmet, thick clothing covering all skin, good ol' combat boots
    Ideal weaponry would include a trusty rifle (Dragunov SVD, for sentimentality? AR-15 would probably be more effective, though, thanks CR), a 10-gauge (large recoil pad, lots of shooting), lighters, lots of alcohol and a Kukrhi for those who get in too close.
    Traps: lots of obstacles as Zombies are very slow and clumsy; barbed wire; triggered, small-range explosives; flamables adorning every room; and my favorite: barbed caltrops affixed to the floor! A large amount of immobile zombies presents quite the defensive barrier!

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    Gah. You're surely mad, locking yourself up indoors. Backing oneself into a corner is seldom a good move in terms of survival. To quote Maiden; run to the hills, run for your lives. The more obscure and isolated the better.

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    Gah, everyone knows that the best place to go is to the nearby mall.
    Plenty of weapons, you will meet interesting people and in 3 days you will get a chopper to take you away

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    Moat filled with flesh eating fish.
    Then one with spikes.
    Electrify the door knobs of the house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justiciar
    Gah. You're surely mad, locking yourself up indoors. Backing oneself into a corner is seldom a good move in terms of survival. To quote Maiden; run to the hills, run for your lives. The more obscure and isolated the better.

    Ah yes, you're right!

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    Why don't we make them our slaves, succored by the blood of our foes, conquered by the wave of zombied flesh!
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    It just occurred to me that all those people playing "Brain Age" on their Nintendo DS' are just fattening themselves up like pigs before the slaughter. Bet it was developed by zombies.
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