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    Default i must say i am the best ever!

    there I was
    my 600 legionaries and one equites+ general

    fresh troops

    never seen battle

    and the massive 7 stack gaul army lie infront of me!
    numbering 5000 troops!



    no bridge
    no cover
    not mountain
    just me
    and them comming from all sides

    but what did I do?

    KILL THEM ALL MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    I must say there has never been a slaughter of gauls in history that matches mine

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    Default Re: i must say i am the best ever!

    I've got one that matches yours.

    320 spartan warriors in front of a bridge. Enter over 6000 enemy troops (some eastern cav from Egypt and Gaul infantry). A while later, about 200 Spartans left.

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    Um, they're Spartans? On a bridge? Nothing impressive.

    Try an entire Roman army beaten by a Barbarian General's Bodyguard. I was the Spanish. And this general wasn't even a faction leader.

    When a legend enters the fray...

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    Well in one of my battles...........................WAIT 7 FULL STACKS!? Okay so thats pretty impressive.
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    I don't believe anything without pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus
    Um, they're Spartans? On a bridge? Nothing impressive.
    You have a point.
    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
    Why waste time on thought when you have a big charge bonus?

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    Not to discredit your victory or anything. It's just harder to appreciate quality commanding when elite units are used and the terrain heavily favours said units. It's still quite a good victory.

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    Nah, it was somewhat stacked in my Favor. I just wanted to see if 300 spartans could hold a pass from thousands in RTW. And I thought I had saved the screenshot, but did not... On the other hand, I do have a replay, if anyone knows how I can actually upload it?

    And thanks for the welcome, Craterus ^_^
    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
    Why waste time on thought when you have a big charge bonus?

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    Uh wha?
    it was on a pretty much barren feild i had no advantage at all
    it was just me and them as I said
    I am without a doubt the most powerful general ever

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    to be powerful is differant to being great
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    Default Re: i must say i am the best ever!

    “Some may never live, but the crazy never die” (Hunter S. Thompson)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subedei
    Oh come on, take it easy and let them boast...

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    boasting is a good thing, but the greatest general might be a little presumptuous, still good victory. also the 300 spartan thing is beleivable as I put 3 full units of legionary cohorts onto on full unit of spartans and they routed my legionaries.... but dont worry Flame arrows do the trick and then let the legionaries stick it to them demoralised scum!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaiusjulii
    boasting is a good thing, but the greatest general might be a little presumptuous, still good victory. also the 300 spartan thing is beleivable as I put 3 full units of legionary cohorts onto on full unit of spartans and they routed my legionaries.... but dont worry Flame arrows do the trick and then let the legionaries stick it to them demoralised scum!

    Really, flame arrows demoralize Spartans? I've never had that experience. And the biggest problem is the really big shields that said Spartans had. I had about 1500 archers (this was on Huge size) wail on spartans until they ran out of ammo. I lost about 150. And those red robed warriors weren't shaken a bit.

    Pretty much whenever I use Spartans, they only flee if they are MASSIVELY outnumbered and their General dies. Otherwise they sit there at "Eager" and "Fresh".

    The only way I've been able to kill them, as rome, is to flank. Send a unit into the front then flank flank flank! But that's true with any Phalanx.
    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
    Why waste time on thought when you have a big charge bonus?

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    Default Re: i must say i am the best ever!

    i didnt say i was the greatest
    and i can boast
    id love to see anyof you try to beat me in multiplayer
    heck id take all of you on

    im the most powerful ever

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    Default Re: i must say i am the best ever!

    Quote Originally Posted by s_tabikha
    i didnt say i was the greatest
    Err, look at the thread title mate. Supplement best and greatest; two pretty interchangable words, and you are clearly a hypocrite
    Quote Originally Posted by Slug For A Butt
    Hmm... if the AI was programmed to emulate the most stupid Generals in history, that would explain a lot.

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    is that a challenge fate?
    cmon
    multiplayer
    you and me
    les'go

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    Default Re: i must say i am the best ever!

    [QUOTE=Benandorf]Really, flame arrows demoralize Spartans? I've never had that experience. And the biggest problem is the really big shields that said Spartans had. I had about 1500 archers (this was on Huge size) wail on spartans until they ran out of ammo. I lost about 150. And those red robed warriors weren't shaken a bit.QUOTE]

    Hi Benandorf,

    as you say they are seriously hard to demoralize, maybe i was alittle vague in my decription, the tactic i tend to use now is Hit them with pilum at close range from 1 or 2 units legionaries as they are hit from that i highlight all 4 units of my archers with flame arrows and click them onto one unit at a time (fire at will doesnt seem to do anything to them) the pilum seems to disrupt the formation enough for the concentrated arrows fire to lower morale as they hit the confused mass of men, then the legionaries charge in and bring a cavalry unit in the rear preferably a family member as they have far better cavalry. this seems to do the trick, thank god my AI dont seem to use them in abundance
    My Neighbour is my enemy, my allie is my enemy i dont trust...

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    Enough About The Spartans
    More About Me

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    Shut up Tarik. Trounce ya. easy.

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    tarik?
    trounce?

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    I just had a great battle, 600 men against 2000 legionnaires.

    My infantry routed quickly, even my faction leader (!!!) routed after a failed charge... but i got three heavily depleted light chariot units left

    In 10 minutes the Roman army was routed, and the way to Rome is clear.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SSJVegetaTrunks
    I don't believe anything without pics.
    Exactly what I was going to say. I beat 18,000 elephants with my unit of (oh my god, I actually forgot any vanilla names....damn EB)whatever.
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    Yeah, it's a good thing EB did something about the confusing names in vanilla.

    "Framèharjoz forward!"
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    nothing compared to me, i ever played it somewhere at my friends home,
    i got 4 groups of 60 spartan hoplites, the enemy had 1000 light and heavy cavalry (enemy were romans) the romans had early legionaries and praetorian stuff around 5000, cavalry (the 2000) was compared of equites from the prehistorical age, and praetorian cavalry,

    the enemy had no archers

    i put my spartans in 4 circles, those romans idiots became meat on a stick, haha, only few spartans died

    guess what?

    i won an heroic history

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    Beat that K:D. 100:1, and the AI had much better troops than I did. Even with the walls, it was unbelievable. Those are not large or epic walls either.

    I also had one battle where I had 4 units of peasants and one general against about 1000 enemy romans. My gates had been spied open, too.



    P.S. Sorry about the size, but xfire makes them tiny.
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    Default Re: i must say i am the best ever!

    When did the Org turn into Gamefaqs?

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    Sorry to sound cynical, but how did you manage that?

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    Default Re: i must say i am the best ever!

    When did the Org turn into Gamefaqs?
    Never! We may get some idiots here, but the majority of Orgahs are kind, civilized people.

    On topic, I'd be interested in seeing proof as well. So, then I can try to recreate the same kind of battle.
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    Were those last bits aimed at me, or him? Cause I was just playing along; I didn't mean to turn this into a gamefaqs type topic...

    I'm fairly curious about his win, too. Unless you were speaking of how I did those strange battles, in which case I'm only mildly curious.
    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
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