Another stupid question, also about 300 (dont kill me)

**The Celtic Viking** · 10-29-2007, 20:04

Originally Posted by Long lost Caesar

oooh its a very pointless discussion. not knowing much about what i ask gets me the sh*te ripped out of. good old EB community

and as for caesar and his kevlar (or the lack of it) obviously i dont seriously mean it. i wouldnt let someone SHOOT me whether or not i was wearing kevlar, as for stabbing? well, i hope kevlar's armoured well on the back

I know, it was just the discussion about it that I thought pretty pointless and out-of-place, nothing else.

Originally Posted by Blank

and he could also have a suit like this

picture

Again: the face, go for the face!

**Beefy187** · 10-30-2007, 07:30

Originally Posted by The Vicious Monkey

Again: the face, go for the face!

Going for the face makes it nasty... Caesars dying in the senate floor. Let him die with some respect at least. Gentlemen we are not killers!

Brutus said something like that. Well at least the last line.. So thats why Caesar wasnt stabbed in the face. If he was wearing some kind of body armour Rome wouldve been much better.

**Long lost Caesar** · 10-30-2007, 08:31

"Gentlemen we are not killers!....now get in line to stab an urarmed man." kinda ironic innit?

**NeoSpartan** · 10-30-2007, 08:54

rome would have had its civil wars & creasy emperors either way. It was bound to happen.... Generals funding, training, housing, and leading their own armies. And Emperors inheriting power WITHOUT any regard to thier capabilites as leaders and governors. Wtf do u think that leads to?????

**The Celtic Viking** · 10-30-2007, 11:52

Originally Posted by Beefy187

Going for the face makes it nasty... Caesars dying in the senate floor. Let him die with some respect at least. Gentlemen we are not killers!

Brutus said something like that. Well at least the last line.. So thats why Caesar wasnt stabbed in the face. If he was wearing some kind of body armour Rome wouldve been much better.

Nah. If there was no other way to kill him than by stabbing at his face, they wouldn't have cared. Perhaps they'd just strangle him instead? So perhaps it was better that he had no armour, so he could keep his "respect".

**Beefy187** · 10-30-2007, 12:24

Dont you just love Brutus?

But IF Caesar didnt get assasinated...

-Parthia probebly get conquered
-Whole Anthony vs Augustus wouldnt have happened
-Germany conquered? Maybe
-conquere ze world? Maybe
-Oh and dont blame Caesar for the screwed up first lot of Roman emperors. Augustus is the one to blame. (Tiberius was alright.. Caligula bad, Claudius so so, Nero.. ouch)

I dont know. Who knows. Perhaps Legions vs Samurai battle might have happened

If he had body armour
Consipirators: Die Caesar!!
Caesar gets stabbed in the stomach
Caesar: Oh thank god I had body armour..

(Ads) "Roman body armour!! Only thing that can protect you from damn conspirators! Only 1mnai!"

Conspirators: Wait Caesar!!
Caesar: Suck eggs! No more forgiving for you.. Just coz I slapt with your wives...

Ok how did we get to Persia from Caesar?

**blank** · 10-30-2007, 12:51

Originally Posted by Beefy187

If he had body armour
Consipirators: Die Caesar!!
Caesar gets stabbed in the stomach
Caesar: Oh thank god I had body armour..

No it's more like this:

Caesar: ey wazzup niggas
Senators: step over 'ere, mate...
Caesar: is that a knife under your toga or are you just happy to see me
Senators: it's a knife
Caesar: oh
Senators: *stab Caesar in the torso*
Caesar: haha lol n00bs i got kevlar armor
Senators: lolololol we gotz l33t combo kevlar doesn't protect against knives sucka
Caesar: yes it does yer so dumb phe/\r the caesar nubs
Senators: hmm. AHA you don't have armor on yer nuts i think *stabs Caesar in the nuts*
Caesar: *pulls up toga and shows kevlar panties* lolz your all n00b boosters
Senators: wtf why this weapon no work
Caesar: n e way i gotz overshield and active camo 2
Senators: wtf why he no die
Caesar: haha i got snipe now imma snipe you all *pulls out beam rifle*
Senators: wtf lol n00b retard weapon lololol bungie ruin game
Caesar: *kills senators with sniper then crouches over their heads repeatedly when they're down*
Caesar: beep *achievement unlocked*

**Malik of Sindh** · 10-30-2007, 12:51

These two posts made my day.

**Beefy187** · 10-30-2007, 13:11

Blank im sure those poor senetors are crying HAX HAX!

Caesar: Too bad im l33t

Long live Caesar!

**NightStar** · 10-30-2007, 14:01

This of course is theoretical, but if and only IF Caesar would have worn his kevlar that day, wouldn't Brutus then just have used his Lightsaber knife?