To answer the OP question. Alexander the Great banned all hoplites in the year 325 bc, this brought him to attention to the mighty Bartix who abducted him with their giant mothership. Before he got abducted he uttered his final word that were not "Kratisto" or "Krater'oi" but "crap Bartix"

Now Alexander and Elvis watch over us from that giant mothership and choose worthy people to join them