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    Post the songs and music videos you think are the most ridiculous. It occured to me as I recently watched Hurricane Chris "A Bay Bay".

    Hurricane Chris - "A Bay Bay"
    T-Pain - "Buy U A Drank"
    Britney Spears - "Gimme More"

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    Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.

    A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?

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    I made it 55 seconds through that...

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    Ah, that's my cue.

    The Classic.

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    Heeey! Dschinghis Khan is awesome, nothing wrong with them!

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    Dom, Lomp & Famous. Weird, but intentionally so.
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    I'm sorry, but the worst music video evar is from Finland. I Wanna Love You Tender. Mongolian disco cannot compare.

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    How can any thread of this type be complete without featuring the lovely Jan Terry.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFlHdHv-VvI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRpcwACAFsw


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    "Inside tank of fuel is not fuel but love..."
    Electronic Supersonic: https://youtube.com/watch?v=91GXpXidNNw

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    Competition is over. Turks own again.

    Kendimi Kontrol Edemiyorum (I can't control myself) by Gençkan.

    (That's no prank video. They had seriously made that)
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    Wow, tough competition in this field. I'm impressed.

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    Immortal's Call of the Wintermoon is supposed to be a classic in this field.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w

    And there is also a "rap" video I can't watch the entirety of called "Why must I cry" by a "Reh Dogg". I can't think of any video worse than that one off hand. I won't link you. You must find it yourself.
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    https://youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

    This is The Hoff singing Hooked on a Feeling. Although it was obviously a very easy video to make, it actually makes me feel happy.
    Wooooo!!!

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    "No one said it was gonna be easy! If it was, everyone would do it..that's who you know who really wants it."

    All us men suffer in equal parts, it's our lot in life, and no man goes without a broken heart or a lost love. Like holding your dog as he takes his last breath and dies in your arms, it's a rite of passage. Unavoidable. And honestly, I can't imagine life without that depth of feeling.-Bierut

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    Indian Thriller for the win....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0

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    Ok, I've got you all beat now (Kongamato's mentioning of Immortal reminded me of just how silly black metal can be).

    Venom - Black metal

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    Black is the night, metal we fight
    Power amps set to explode
    Energy screams, magic and dreams
    Satan records the first note.
    We chime the bell, chaos and hell
    Metal for maniacs pure.
    Fast melting steel, fortune on wheels
    Brain haemorrhage is the cure
    For BLACK METAL
    lay down your soul to the gods rock `n' roll

    Freaking so wild, nobody's mild
    Giving it all that you've got.
    Wild is so right, metal tonight
    Faster than over the top.
    Open the door, enter hells core
    Black is the code for tonight
    Atomic force, feel no remorse
    Trunk up the amps now it's night
    BLACK METAL
    lay down your soul to the gods rock `n' roll
    metal ten fold through the deadly black hole
    riding hells stallions bareback and free
    faking our chances with raw energy

    Come ride the night with us
    Rock hard and fight
    United my legions we stand
    Freak hard and wild for us
    Give up your souls
    Live for the guest satans band

    Against the adds, black metal gods
    Fight to achieve our goal
    Tasting a spell, leather and hell
    Black metal gods rock `n' roll
    Building up steam, nuclear screams
    War-heads are ready to fight
    Black leather hounds, faster than sound
    Metal our purpose in life.
    BLACK METAL
    lay down your soul to the gods rock `n' roll
    black metal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    "Inside tank of fuel is not fuel but love..."
    Electronic Supersonic: https://youtube.com/watch?v=91GXpXidNNw

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    That one's a classic. It could be debated whether intentionally phony songs should be counted though.
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    Well, if nobody else is going to post it, I will. A classic of bad video making.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
    Competition is over. Turks own again.

    Kendimi Kontrol Edemiyorum (I can't control myself) by Gençkan.

    (That's no prank video. They had seriously made that)
    lol at electric sound from normal guitar

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    Okay, I'm sorry for spamming, but I simply cannot sit by and watch a thread this concentrated with evil music continue to grow. I must provide counterbalance.

    The MC5: Kick Out the Jams

    The Jefferson Airplane: The House at Pooneil Corners

    The Pink Floyd: Interstellar Overdrive

    "Big Mama" Thornton: Hound Dog

    Otis Redding: Satisfaction

    Queen Janis: Cry Baby

    ...Much better.

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    Beat this:

    Gunther - Ding Dong Song

    Hinoi Team - Night on Fire



    PS: Might need a Youtube account for the first one. iirc it's not 'x-rated' but it's kind of in that direction. It's ridiculosity is because of Gunther himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    "Inside tank of fuel is not fuel but love..."
    Electronic Supersonic: https://youtube.com/watch?v=91GXpXidNNw

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    Unfortunately spoof, but funny nonetheless.

    More Zlad! here: https://youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drisos
    You won't find a bigger Gunther fan than me, but I hate to break it to ya — it's a joke. Much as I love the mustachioed Lothario of Germany, he's a spoof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    You won't find a bigger Gunther fan than me, but I hate to break it to ya — it's a joke. Much as I love the mustachioed Lothario of Germany, he's a spoof.
    Isn't he the same guy as Dr. Bombay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    "Inside tank of fuel is not fuel but love..."
    Electronic Supersonic: https://youtube.com/watch?v=91GXpXidNNw
    You think that's bad? Man, that's just the parody. Check out some of the originals he's making fun of—they're even freakier. Kraftwerk, for instance, or Gary Numan.

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    Thats not freaky, thats fashion.
    I remember them well and it never seemed freaky to me at the time, looking back at them seems strange, but only because fashion has changed.

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    Sweet Dreams are Made of This... eurythmics..

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    Fast Food Rockers, anyone?
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    Beat this video by Electric Six...

    Honest Abe punks out...at the Gay Bar!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drisos
    Now how can you call that a bad video?
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