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    Headless Senior Member Pannonian's Avatar
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    Imagine a game like Thief, where cover and blending in with the crowd is what you're supposed to do, and completing a mission without disturbance is the peak to be aspired to. Now imagine someone playing the game with the aim of shooting and hacking his way through, with as high a bodycount as possible.

    Warning: bad language, plentiful violence and high levels of gore.

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    Nice videos! I guess we all go like that every once in a while in Hitman, at least I do
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    Hilarious
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    It is funny how many of my hitman missions often devolve into this after my carefully crafted plan falls apart...

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    This amuses me greatly because I just started a new Blood Money campaign the other night. I managed to get Silent Assassin on all levels so far, and I'm up to Death on the Mississippi.

    EDIT: I seriously ROFL'ed at the 1UP in the HNTPH: Part 1
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    Thumbs up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob the Insane
    It is funny how many of my hitman missions often devolve into this after my carefully crafted plan falls apart...
    So true

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    Ricardus Insanusaum Member Bob the Insane's Avatar
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    I guess on a more critical note, I would argue parts of the game are actually much easier to blow through like you are playing CoD than to sneak through... I guess that is why the reward mechanic has higher points for being all silent...

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    The best is #15 "Steamboat Willie", for the sheer absurdity.

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    In an effort to add to the hilarity, I present the BEST game walkthrough ever written:

    Coral Cache Link as the main site is overloaded.



    ( Link to main site also. )

    Edit - If you haven't already and intend on playing Deus Ex in the future, DO NOT click my links! If you have, or haven't and don't intend to/don't care, then go ahead. It's funnier if you've played it.
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    Default Re: How Not To Play Hitman

    The both links go to the same host.

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    Erm, one is directly to the Deus Ex walkthrough, the other is to the site itself (which is more funny stuff).

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    I didn't say the links' webpages are the same, I said links' hosts ( www.it-he.org.nyud.net ) are the same. If one host is overcrowded, causing lag and/or 404 errors due to connectivity (like what happened to me earlier with it), it doesn't matter how many webpages you link from it, they all are going to be fubared.

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