How Not To Play Hitman

**Pannonian** · 11-06-2007, 18:15

Imagine a game like Thief, where cover and blending in with the crowd is what you're supposed to do, and completing a mission without disturbance is the peak to be aspired to. Now imagine someone playing the game with the aim of shooting and hacking his way through, with as high a bodycount as possible.

Warning: bad language, plentiful violence and high levels of gore.

How Not To Play Hitman

**Rodion Romanovich** · 11-06-2007, 18:45

Nice videos!

I guess we all go like that every once in a while in Hitman, at least I do

**Csargo** · 11-06-2007, 18:47

Hilarious

**Bob the Insane** · 11-06-2007, 19:37

It is funny how many of my hitman missions often devolve into this after my carefully crafted plan falls apart...

**Kekvit Irae** · 11-06-2007, 19:44

This amuses me greatly because I just started a new Blood Money campaign the other night. I managed to get Silent Assassin on all levels so far, and I'm up to Death on the Mississippi.

EDIT: I seriously ROFL'ed at the 1UP in the HNTPH: Part 1

**discovery1** · 11-06-2007, 19:54

Thumbs up.

**Dutch_guy** · 11-06-2007, 20:03

Originally Posted by Bob the Insane

It is funny how many of my hitman missions often devolve into this after my carefully crafted plan falls apart...

So true

**Bob the Insane** · 11-06-2007, 21:37

I guess on a more critical note, I would argue parts of the game are actually much easier to blow through like you are playing CoD than to sneak through... I guess that is why the reward mechanic has higher points for being all silent...

**Pannonian** · 11-08-2007, 01:33

The best is #15 "Steamboat Willie", for the sheer absurdity.

**Whacker** · 11-08-2007, 03:12

In an effort to add to the hilarity, I present the BEST game walkthrough ever written:

Coral Cache Link as the main site is overloaded.

( Link to main site also. )

Edit - If you haven't already and intend on playing Deus Ex in the future, DO NOT click my links! If you have, or haven't and don't intend to/don't care, then go ahead. It's funnier if you've played it.

**Kekvit Irae** · 11-08-2007, 03:29

The both links go to the same host.

**Whacker** · 11-08-2007, 03:52

Erm, one is directly to the Deus Ex walkthrough, the other is to the site itself (which is more funny stuff).

**Kekvit Irae** · 11-08-2007, 05:00

I didn't say the links' webpages are the same, I said links' hosts ( www.it-he.org.nyud.net ) are the same. If one host is overcrowded, causing lag and/or 404 errors due to connectivity (like what happened to me earlier with it), it doesn't matter how many webpages you link from it, they all are going to be fubared.