Phallic Question

[Hooahguy]

but I do know that Jewish boys get circumsized in their teens.

wrong. the bible says that jewish boys are to be circumcised at 8 days old. i was cut at 8 days, and so has all my other 4 brothers, and my dad, and every jewish person i know who didnt convert was circumcised at 8 days.
but some MUSLIM boys get circumcised when they are 13 or so, IIRC.
when we first heard that, a friend of mine commented aloud, "so thats why theyre so grumpy"
couldnt stop laughing for the rest of the day!