My wife is well insured and if she keeps on eating the soup I make for her, I think I may be able to retire to a small landholding in Honolulu in about... 3 years.
Alternatively, her doctor will advise her of the poison during one of her "girly" checkups. Then I have 2 choices, either finish the job with a sledgehammer or spend my retirement at the mercy of "Mr Big" and his over hormoned gang of brothers in the communal showers whilst at Her Majesty's pleasure.

Personally I prefer the Honolulu option. Wish me luck guys.