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    Default I didn't know Santa Claus was a pimp

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115...ristmasoffbeat

    Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women
    Oh dear...

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    American since 2012 Senior Member AntiochusIII's Avatar
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    Default Re: I didn't know Santa Claus was a pimp

    It's that season of the year already?

    *pulls out his anti-Santa rifle*

    War on Christmas, Deathmatch, Round 1!

    Also known as sensational populism run amok, a.k.a. I can't be more skeptical than this.

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    Talking Re: I didn't know Santa Claus was a pimp

    oh hell, the crusade begins.

    "MOUNT THE WALLS, THE ANTI-CHRISTMAS ARE COMING!!!"

    seriously, that is some stupid *** **** and a waste of legislative power.
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    American since 2012 Senior Member AntiochusIII's Avatar
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    *headshots master of the puppets on the wall with his 1331 sn1p3r sk1llz*

    Seriously though, if past history is to go by, at least half of these "news" are made-up. At least. As a low estimate.

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    Default Re: I didn't know Santa Claus was a pimp

    -"Ho! Ho! Ho!" does not equal ("ho")

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    Quote Originally Posted by master of the puppets
    seriously, that is some stupid *** **** and a waste of legislative power.
    This is some of the better legislation introduced...

    But yes, moronic.
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    Default Re: I didn't know Santa Claus was a pimp

    I can understand the confusion;

    pimp



    santa


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    Default Re: I didn't know Santa Claus was a pimp

    The first guy has always given me presents...
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Default Re: I didn't know Santa Claus was a pimp

    But every knows Santa's a nonce, not a pimp....
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    Default Re: I didn't know Santa Claus was a pimp

    Friendly reminder of another long-existing thread.

    I also think the name Australia is offensive to Austrians.


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    Default Re: I didn't know Santa Claus was a pimp

    Maybe modern day Santa's are actually pimps and Pied Pipers.
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    Default Re: I didn't know Santa Claus was a pimp

    Pimpin' fairy's that's so gay....

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    Default Re: I didn't know Santa Claus was a pimp

    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore
    The first guy has always given me presents...
    haha



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