Results 1 to 30 of 110

Thread: WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

Hybrid View

Previous Post Previous Post   Next Post Next Post
  1. #1

    Default Re: WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

    WTF Chuck Norris doesnt wear Lorica Segmentata?????
    And where is Bruce Lee Katraphactoi Camel???
    And why cant I recruit them both in Atlantis with Bactrix??
    That is unhistorical and should be modded as I speakl!!!!!!!
    Last edited by LusitanianWolf; 11-18-2007 at 05:44.



  2. #2
    An Imperfect Follower of Light Member Wolfman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Playing my Guitar
    Posts
    654

    Default Re: WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

    So you mean all that chest hair is really armor?
    Tales of Gods and Kings - An Arverni AAR-DEAD
    https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showth...82#post1930882
    A People of the Mist - Casse AAR-ALIVE!!!!
    https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showth...Mist-Casse-AAR

  3. #3
    Member Member Intranetusa's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Maryland, USA
    Posts
    1,247

    Default Re: WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lusitan_Centurion
    WTF Chuck Norris doesnt wear Lorica Segmentata?????
    And where is Bruce Lee Katraphactoi Camel???
    And why cant I recruit them both in Atlantis with Bactrix??
    That is unhistorical and should be modded as I speakl!!!!!!!

    Bruce Lee doesn't have a cataphract camel...although I'm sure each one of his six packs may be quite large and misinterpreted as a camel's hump.


    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfman
    So you mean all that chest hair is really armor?
    Remember in Way of the Dragon/Return of the Dragon, when Bruce Lee manages to grab off a handfull of Chuck Norris's chest hairs? That was Lee's AP trait at working subduing Norris's chest hair armor.
    Last edited by Intranetusa; 11-18-2007 at 06:30.
    "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind...but there is one thing that science cannot accept - and that is a personal God who meddles in the affairs of his creation."
    -Albert Einstein




  4. #4
    An Imperfect Follower of Light Member Wolfman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Playing my Guitar
    Posts
    654

    Default Re: WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Intranetusa
    Remember in Way of the Dragon/Return of the Dragon, when Bruce Lee manages to grab off a handfull of Chuck Norris's chest hairs? That was Lee's AP trait at working subduing Norris's chest hair armor.
    I must get this to the Academy! Cheerio!
    Last edited by Wolfman; 11-18-2007 at 07:34.
    Tales of Gods and Kings - An Arverni AAR-DEAD
    https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showth...82#post1930882
    A People of the Mist - Casse AAR-ALIVE!!!!
    https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showth...Mist-Casse-AAR

  5. #5
    Senior Member Senior Member Beefy187's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Tokyo
    Posts
    6,383
    Blog Entries
    15

    Default Re: WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

    Why isnt Jackie Chen in EB? Clearly he is much more powerful then Bruce Lee in many ways.


    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Beefy, you are a silly moo moo at times, aren't you?

  6. #6
    Member Member Intranetusa's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Maryland, USA
    Posts
    1,247

    Default Re: WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy187
    Why isnt Jackie Chen in EB? Clearly he is much more powerful then Bruce Lee in many ways.
    Jackie Chan is just an actor - at best, he is merely one of Bruce Lee's ancillaries.
    Haven't you seen Enter the Dragon? During Lee's fight with 3 units of city guards (commanded by the charismatic, hale & hearty, but dull governor Han), Lee snaps the head of one of the guards who was played by Jackie Chan.
    "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind...but there is one thing that science cannot accept - and that is a personal God who meddles in the affairs of his creation."
    -Albert Einstein




  7. #7
    An Imperfect Follower of Light Member Wolfman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Playing my Guitar
    Posts
    654

    Default Re: WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

    Just from an academic standpoint Would chuck norris chest hair armor implant from Bartaxia also explain his Germanic ancestors near invulnerability in battle?
    Last edited by Wolfman; 11-18-2007 at 07:37.
    Tales of Gods and Kings - An Arverni AAR-DEAD
    https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showth...82#post1930882
    A People of the Mist - Casse AAR-ALIVE!!!!
    https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showth...Mist-Casse-AAR

  8. #8
    Whatever Member konny's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Germania Inferior
    Posts
    1,787

    Default Re: WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfman
    Just from an academic standpoint Would chuck norris chest hair armor implant from Bartaxia also explain his Germanic ancestors near invulnerability in battle?
    Early engravings found in a tomb in Pannonia showing Germanic Schwârzéneggàz elite ass kickers indicate that they fought with a shaven chest.

    Disclaimer: my posts are to be considered my private opinion and not offical statements by the EB Team

  9. #9
    Senior Member Senior Member Beefy187's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Tokyo
    Posts
    6,383
    Blog Entries
    15

    Default Re: WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Intranetusa
    Jackie Chan is just an actor - at best, he is merely one of Bruce Lee's ancillaries.
    Haven't you seen Enter the Dragon? During Lee's fight with 3 units of city guards (commanded by the charismatic, hale & hearty, but dull governor Han), Lee snaps the head of one of the guards who was played by Jackie Chan.

    That movie was set on H/E difficulty

    Therefore Jackie Chan should be included!


    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Beefy, you are a silly moo moo at times, aren't you?

  10. #10
    EB annoying hornet Member bovi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Norway
    Posts
    11,796

    Default Re: WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

    Unfortunately Jackie Chan has a lethality of 0 since all he does is bounce around the battlefield and knocking down the enemy.

    Having problems getting EB2 to run? Try these solutions.
    ================
    I do NOT answer PM requests for help with EB. Ask in a new help thread in the tech help forum.
    ================
    I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. - Stephen Hawking

  11. #11
    fancy assault unit Member blank's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Tallinn, Estonia
    Posts
    1,273

    Default Re: WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Intranetusa
    Jackie Chan is just an actor - at best, he is merely one of Bruce Lee's ancillaries.
    Haven't you seen Enter the Dragon? During Lee's fight with 3 units of city guards (commanded by the charismatic, hale & hearty, but dull governor Han), Lee snaps the head of one of the guards who was played by Jackie Chan.
    On a side note, i hate how in these kind of movies the "good guy" always breaks people's necks like they are very, very dry twigs. They just move their palms a little and BAM the neck is broken
    The worst example is Steven Seagal, he always breaks about 50 necks per movie like that. He also tends to break everyone's arms and legs too

    I can imagine him taking on a Roman legion: *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* etc
    Last edited by blank; 11-18-2007 at 13:05.
    Quote Originally Posted by Skullheadhq View Post
    Now I can even store my dick in EB underwear

  12. #12

    Default Re: WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by blank
    On a side note, i hate how in these kind of movies the "good guy" always breaks people's necks like they are very, very dry twigs. They just move their palms a little and BAM the neck is broken
    The worst example is Steven Seagal, he always breaks about 50 necks per movie like that. He also tends to break everyone's arms and legs too

    I can imagine him taking on a Roman legion: *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* etc
    Don't underestimate the power of the vibrating palm. On second thoughts, perphaps some of these films should carry a mental health warning.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO