WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

[LusitanianWolf]

WTF Chuck Norris doesnt wear Lorica Segmentata?????
And where is Bruce Lee Katraphactoi Camel???
And why cant I recruit them both in Atlantis with Bactrix??
That is unhistorical and should be modded as I speakl!!!!!!!

[Wolfman]

So you mean all that chest hair is really armor?

[Intranetusa]

WTF Chuck Norris doesnt wear Lorica Segmentata?????
And where is Bruce Lee Katraphactoi Camel???
And why cant I recruit them both in Atlantis with Bactrix??
That is unhistorical and should be modded as I speakl!!!!!!!

Bruce Lee doesn't have a cataphract camel...although I'm sure each one of his six packs may be quite large and misinterpreted as a camel's hump.

So you mean all that chest hair is really armor?

Remember in Way of the Dragon/Return of the Dragon, when Bruce Lee manages to grab off a handfull of Chuck Norris's chest hairs? That was Lee's AP trait at working subduing Norris's chest hair armor.

[Wolfman]

Remember in Way of the Dragon/Return of the Dragon, when Bruce Lee manages to grab off a handfull of Chuck Norris's chest hairs? That was Lee's AP trait at working subduing Norris's chest hair armor.

I must get this to the Academy! Cheerio!

[Beefy187]

Why isnt Jackie Chen in EB? Clearly he is much more powerful then Bruce Lee in many ways.

[Intranetusa]

Why isnt Jackie Chen in EB? Clearly he is much more powerful then Bruce Lee in many ways.

Jackie Chan is just an actor - at best, he is merely one of Bruce Lee's ancillaries.
Haven't you seen Enter the Dragon? During Lee's fight with 3 units of city guards (commanded by the charismatic, hale & hearty, but dull governor Han), Lee snaps the head of one of the guards who was played by Jackie Chan.

[Wolfman]

Just from an academic standpoint Would chuck norris chest hair armor implant from Bartaxia also explain his Germanic ancestors near invulnerability in battle?

[konny]

Just from an academic standpoint Would chuck norris chest hair armor implant from Bartaxia also explain his Germanic ancestors near invulnerability in battle?

Early engravings found in a tomb in Pannonia showing Germanic Schwârzéneggàz elite ass kickers indicate that they fought with a shaven chest.

[Beefy187]

Jackie Chan is just an actor - at best, he is merely one of Bruce Lee's ancillaries.
Haven't you seen Enter the Dragon? During Lee's fight with 3 units of city guards (commanded by the charismatic, hale & hearty, but dull governor Han), Lee snaps the head of one of the guards who was played by Jackie Chan.

That movie was set on H/E difficulty

Therefore Jackie Chan should be included!

[bovi]

Unfortunately Jackie Chan has a lethality of 0 since all he does is bounce around the battlefield and knocking down the enemy.

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Jackie Chan is just an actor - at best, he is merely one of Bruce Lee's ancillaries.
Haven't you seen Enter the Dragon? During Lee's fight with 3 units of city guards (commanded by the charismatic, hale & hearty, but dull governor Han), Lee snaps the head of one of the guards who was played by Jackie Chan.

On a side note, i hate how in these kind of movies the "good guy" always breaks people's necks like they are very, very dry twigs. They just move their palms a little and BAM the neck is broken
The worst example is Steven Seagal, he always breaks about 50 necks per movie like that. He also tends to break everyone's arms and legs too

I can imagine him taking on a Roman legion: *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* etc

[Digby Tatham Warter]

On a side note, i hate how in these kind of movies the "good guy" always breaks people's necks like they are very, very dry twigs. They just move their palms a little and BAM the neck is broken
The worst example is Steven Seagal, he always breaks about 50 necks per movie like that. He also tends to break everyone's arms and legs too

I can imagine him taking on a Roman legion: *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* etc

Don't underestimate the power of the vibrating palm. On second thoughts, perphaps some of these films should carry a mental health warning.