WTF Chuck Norris doesnt wear Lorica Segmentata?????
And where is Bruce Lee Katraphactoi Camel???
And why cant I recruit them both in Atlantis with Bactrix??
That is unhistorical and should be modded as I speakl!!!!!!!![]()
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WTF Chuck Norris doesnt wear Lorica Segmentata?????
And where is Bruce Lee Katraphactoi Camel???
And why cant I recruit them both in Atlantis with Bactrix??
That is unhistorical and should be modded as I speakl!!!!!!!![]()
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Last edited by LusitanianWolf; 11-18-2007 at 05:44.
So you mean all that chest hair is really armor?
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Originally Posted by Lusitan_Centurion
Bruce Lee doesn't have a cataphract camel...although I'm sure each one of his six packs may be quite large and misinterpreted as a camel's hump.
Remember in Way of the Dragon/Return of the Dragon, when Bruce Lee manages to grab off a handfull of Chuck Norris's chest hairs? That was Lee's AP trait at working subduing Norris's chest hair armor.Originally Posted by Wolfman
Last edited by Intranetusa; 11-18-2007 at 06:30.
I must get this to the Academy! Cheerio!Originally Posted by Intranetusa
Last edited by Wolfman; 11-18-2007 at 07:34.
Tales of Gods and Kings - An Arverni AAR-DEAD
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showth...82#post1930882
A People of the Mist - Casse AAR-ALIVE!!!!
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showth...Mist-Casse-AAR
Jackie Chan is just an actor - at best, he is merely one of Bruce Lee's ancillaries.Originally Posted by Beefy187
Haven't you seen Enter the Dragon? During Lee's fight with 3 units of city guards (commanded by the charismatic, hale & hearty, but dull governor Han), Lee snaps the head of one of the guards who was played by Jackie Chan.
Just from an academic standpoint Would chuck norris chest hair armor implant from Bartaxia also explain his Germanic ancestors near invulnerability in battle?
Last edited by Wolfman; 11-18-2007 at 07:37.
Tales of Gods and Kings - An Arverni AAR-DEAD
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showth...82#post1930882
A People of the Mist - Casse AAR-ALIVE!!!!
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showth...Mist-Casse-AAR
Early engravings found in a tomb in Pannonia showing Germanic Schwârzéneggàz elite ass kickers indicate that they fought with a shaven chest.Originally Posted by Wolfman
Unfortunately Jackie Chan has a lethality of 0 since all he does is bounce around the battlefield and knocking down the enemy.
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On a side note, i hate how in these kind of movies the "good guy" always breaks people's necks like they are very, very dry twigs. They just move their palms a little and BAM the neck is brokenOriginally Posted by Intranetusa
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The worst example is Steven Seagal, he always breaks about 50 necks per movie like that. He also tends to break everyone's arms and legs too
I can imagine him taking on a Roman legion: *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* etc
Don't underestimate the power of the vibrating palm. On second thoughts, perphaps some of these films should carry a mental health warning.Originally Posted by blank
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