Originally Posted by Intranetusa
I don't agree. We all know Hercules and Xena always kick Ares' arse. Every damn episode they meet.
Originally Posted by Intranetusa
I don't agree. We all know Hercules and Xena always kick Ares' arse. Every damn episode they meet.
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog"
Ares is a wuss. I mean, what self-respecting war god lets himself get exiled anyway ?
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
This seems as good a thread as any to point out that the link in Watchman's sig to the graph is broken. Apparently the FSM ate it.
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That is indeed hilarious. I am taking a serious option into creating the Mighty Church of the Mighty Burakuku as I am a god myself. Any sugestions? I was thinking about an agnostic/atheistic institutuion that provides an alternative to people.Originally Posted by bovi
Last edited by Emperor Burakuku; 11-18-2007 at 23:26.
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog"
Originally Posted by bovi
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Lo, I am forsooth and cast aside by the Almighty.
Time to find a new divinity I guess...
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"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Did you wanted to quote me or Bovi? I am confused? Is Bovi also a god?
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog"
Of course he is. Thou shalt offer a bowl of lukewarm tapioca, representing thine brain, in a humble sacrifice. May His flickering light shine foerever.
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Do I look like I would have spare naked virgins lying around ?The Lord can have his preferences, but the tapioca is all I can offer...
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"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Originally Posted by blank
He's holy, but he is not that holy.
Asia ton Barbaron The new eastern mod for eb!
Laziest member of the team![]()
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My red balloons, as red as the blood of he who mentioned Galatians.
Roma Victor!
Yous ee gishes?
Nobody is that holy. Virgins are overestimated while they're underopwered. Every connaisseur knows that. Why do you think Jessus chosed Magdalena? He knew his game.Originally Posted by Pharnakes
Last edited by Emperor Burakuku; 11-19-2007 at 00:27.
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog"
Good to know to be part of a forum where not only gams-addicted nerds meet; all this sophicticated discussion about religious/philosophical themes makes me really confused, but it is although a tremendous evidence of yours, the forum members sholarship.
But one more questions is to ask:
What gave us th EB-developers besides a well-balanced game experience, regional AOR-units, a huge and beautyfull map, historical buildings, under-/overpowered factions, naked barbarians, sleepless nights, placed on the waiting list girl friends, coffein abuse and and a totally new computergame culture???
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EB gives me hope. To make myself clear: if I can restrict myself to only 2 hours of EB a day, this means I am damn strong. I can basically do anything if I can stop myself through willpower not abusing such a wonderful invention. It gives me hope man.Originally Posted by julianus apostata
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog"
Hayasdan overpowered!!!!!!!
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I'm the god that goes around making sure white naked virgin's can never be used in a virgin sacrifice again ......
and be impregnated with half white half black babies .
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Join the Army: A Pontic AAR
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=96984
...uh coptic mother****er:A Makuria Comedy AAR
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...93#post1814493
Are you black, russian and god at the same time? That must be the strangest combination ever.Originally Posted by russia almighty
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog"
The Russia part is a joke . I am an Ethiopian living in the U.S(ain't ethnicy like every other immigrant or 1st ,2nd generation kid though , **** Ethiopia, **** East Africa , **** it all) . Russia Almighty sounds better than Ethiopia Almighty
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Join the Army: A Pontic AAR
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=96984
...uh coptic mother****er:A Makuria Comedy AAR
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...93#post1814493
I know that the Russia part is a joke dudeand I know exactly where Ethipoia is ;). If you ask me, Ethipopia Almighty sounds better.
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog"
Heh. Sorry mate!Originally Posted by NeoSpartan
"The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr
If we were able to do thatto a spartan it means we have some destructive potential.
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog"
Did you know that Bruce Lee only had one testicle? Think of what he could've done if he had two.
Discuss...
Think what he could have done if he had three.
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog"
You mean that rapper, whowasit, 2Pac was his reincarnation ?
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
NO.Originally Posted by Watchman
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog"
I don't know, lived past 32? I guess he ran out of vitality halfway through life.Originally Posted by Intranetusa
Veni
Vidi
Velcro
You mean that if he had three he would have lived 96?Originally Posted by Sakkura
P.S You know that what we're doing right now it's not exactly ok, right? OK = polite, sane, constructive, etc.
Last edited by Emperor Burakuku; 11-19-2007 at 03:07.
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog"
Oh god.. Dont even think about it what wouldve happen if he had 4... Or MORE!!
Biologically speaking im pretty sure number of those round thingy doesnt effect how long the person live.
Speaking of overpowered... There were wierd unit on my unit card list.. That UFO thingy. Anyway to recruit that unit in my army?![]()
The Bartixioi Megaclasmai?Ask Abokasee if you have any questions about them.
Virgins underpowered, excellent idea for a thread!Originally Posted by Burakuku
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Wow, got 3 ballons in one fell swoop![]()
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