i think he prefers naked virgins to tapioca thoughOriginally Posted by Watchman
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Do I look like I would have spare naked virgins lying around ?The Lord can have his preferences, but the tapioca is all I can offer...
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"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Originally Posted by blank
He's holy, but he is not that holy.
Asia ton Barbaron The new eastern mod for eb!
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My red balloons, as red as the blood of he who mentioned Galatians.
Roma Victor!
Yous ee gishes?
Nobody is that holy. Virgins are overestimated while they're underopwered. Every connaisseur knows that. Why do you think Jessus chosed Magdalena? He knew his game.Originally Posted by Pharnakes
Last edited by Emperor Burakuku; 11-19-2007 at 00:27.
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog"
Good to know to be part of a forum where not only gams-addicted nerds meet; all this sophicticated discussion about religious/philosophical themes makes me really confused, but it is although a tremendous evidence of yours, the forum members sholarship.
But one more questions is to ask:
What gave us th EB-developers besides a well-balanced game experience, regional AOR-units, a huge and beautyfull map, historical buildings, under-/overpowered factions, naked barbarians, sleepless nights, placed on the waiting list girl friends, coffein abuse and and a totally new computergame culture???
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Heh. Sorry mate!Originally Posted by NeoSpartan
"The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr
If we were able to do thatto a spartan it means we have some destructive potential.
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog"
EB gives me hope. To make myself clear: if I can restrict myself to only 2 hours of EB a day, this means I am damn strong. I can basically do anything if I can stop myself through willpower not abusing such a wonderful invention. It gives me hope man.Originally Posted by julianus apostata
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog"
Hayasdan overpowered!!!!!!!
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I'm the god that goes around making sure white naked virgin's can never be used in a virgin sacrifice again ......
and be impregnated with half white half black babies .
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Join the Army: A Pontic AAR
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=96984
...uh coptic mother****er:A Makuria Comedy AAR
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...93#post1814493
Virgins underpowered, excellent idea for a thread!Originally Posted by Burakuku
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