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    Default Weirdest armors of the ancient world?

    In your opinion, what is the weirdest armors of the world? Asia, Europe, Africa, Americas, etc

    Tree bark armor, reed armor, paper armor, bamboo armor, skeleton/bones armor, skull helmet, etc
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    Paper armor is quite weird i think
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    +1 armor... although mithril is interesting, while adamantium is indestructable

    skull cups are the best though
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    Nohing wrong with paper armour though (we're not talking modern wood-pulp paper here you know...). Layer strong paper thickly and stitch and cut into suitable shape, and you end up with a pretty decent sort of body armour. Was particularly strong against armour IIRC.

    Not terribly ancient though AFAIK, as the Chinese experiments with it were well into the second millenium AD...

    ...around the strangest I can recall reading of would be that one suit of - kid you not - gilt pangolin hide the Brits nicked from some corner of India...
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    Lol, that's one way of thinking about scale armor though its more like hair armour. Poor Pangolins - they're so cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Watchman
    Nohing wrong with paper armour though (we're not talking modern wood-pulp paper here you know...). Layer strong paper thickly and stitch and cut into suitable shape, and you end up with a pretty decent sort of body armour. Was particularly strong against armour IIRC.

    Not terribly ancient though AFAIK, as the Chinese experiments with it were well into the second millenium AD...

    ...around the strangest I can recall reading of would be that one suit of - kid you not - gilt pangolin hide the Brits nicked from some corner of India...

    I think their experiments with paper armor started when they invented paper around the Han Dynasty ~200 BCE to ~300 CE...

    Pangolin? Is that the creature that looks like an armadillo? That's basically natural leather-scale armor! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Watchman
    Nohing wrong with paper armour though (we're not talking modern wood-pulp paper here you know...). Layer strong paper thickly and stitch and cut into suitable shape, and you end up with a pretty decent sort of body armour. Was particularly strong against armour IIRC.

    Not terribly ancient though AFAIK, as the Chinese experiments with it were well into the second millenium AD...

    ...around the strangest I can recall reading of would be that one suit of - kid you not - gilt pangolin hide the Brits nicked from some corner of India...
    okay then foreskin armor is the weirdest

    Unless it is effective of course
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    That bronze armor they found in that Mycenaean site .


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