people who have never played eb

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caeser44 22:48 11-20-2007

i have a friend who wants eb but doesnt want to buy rtw, cause he hates rtw,and he never even played rtw,so too bad for that noob!!!!

Admetos 23:03 11-20-2007

And the point in this thread is?

CaesarAugustus 23:04 11-20-2007

Uh..... Thanks for telling us?

Leviathan DarklyCute 23:08 11-20-2007

Thank you for sharing this with us

BTW, RTW is a relatively old game so that's explains it

Pharnakes 23:39 11-20-2007

Every one likes spam.

Centurion Crastinus 23:58 11-20-2007

How can he hate it if he has never played it. EB is obviously much better than RTW, but RTW is still a fun game.

Pharnakes 00:02 11-21-2007

This is true to an extent, I loved rtw when I played it for the first time 1 year ago. Lasted 3 days then I found eb. And now I can't play it any more...

Damn eb, running rtw for me!

Tellos Athenaios 00:07 11-21-2007

Quite true. EB is all about Running RTW with a heavily modified set of parameters.

Pharnakes 00:17 11-21-2007

Damnit!! I hate my slave.

Well, at least it's better than Maliks:

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Centurion Crastinus 00:18 11-21-2007

What I meant was that RTW was a great game and I had fun while I played it, but without RTW, EB wouldn't be possible.

Hellenic_Hoplite 02:50 11-21-2007

This thread is quite pointless.

TWFanatic 02:52 11-21-2007

Originally Posted by Hellenic_Hoplite:
This thread is quite pointless.

Kind of like the ketchup they always give me at McDonald's. I outta save it up then sell it on EBay.

Pharnakes 02:56 11-21-2007

Originally Posted by Hellenic_Hoplite:
This thread is quite pointless.

^^So is this post.

And this one.

Hellenic_Hoplite 02:56 11-21-2007

Originally Posted by TWFanatic:
Kind of like the ketchup they always give me at McDonald's. I outta save it up then sell it on EBay.

Or the little packets of salt they give you. same with the chopsticks they give you at chinese resturants.

Pharnakes 02:57 11-21-2007

Originally Posted by Hellenic_Hoplite:
Or the little packets of salt they give you.

Or the little packets of sugar they (presumably, I've only been to Macdonalds once) give you.

Hellenic_Hoplite 02:58 11-21-2007

Woot woot for the spam Thread

NeoSpartan 03:12 11-21-2007

Originally Posted by caeser44:
i have a friend who wants eb but doesnt want to buy rtw, cause he hates rtw,and he never even played rtw,so too bad for that noob!!!!

man.. thats EASY to solve... Really

take him to your house and let him play EB for a couple of hours with like KH, or Aedui, or Backtria. One of the "Cool & Unique" factions of EB. As he plays tell to read the unit descriptions so he sees EB is THE REAL DEAL!

Then leave him for about 1-2hours. After that he will be begging his mom for $$ to get RTW... and even a new PC to run the thing the HIGHEST settings

IF that don't work... then F* him.

There is no hope for him.

Pharnakes 11:52 11-21-2007

I would recomend Carthage, it is much the best faction to get started with. Or maybe the Ptolomaioi, but they don't have such a cool rooster.

Tiberius Nero 16:24 11-21-2007

Originally Posted by Hellenic_Hoplite:
This thread is quite pointless.

Very astute observation.

Digby Tatham Warter 18:02 11-21-2007

Originally Posted by caeser44:
i have a friend who wants eb but doesnt want to buy rtw, cause he hates rtw,and he never even played rtw,so too bad for that noob!!!!

I recently picked up a new RTW DVD for £5, at that price you'd have to be nuts to forsake the EB goodness, just for the pedantic excuse that you don't like RTW.

J.Alco 19:54 11-21-2007

[QUOTE= IF that don't work... then F* him.QUOTE]

Wait...literally, or figuratively?

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bovi 22:42 11-21-2007

Well, it might raise his level of interest in gaesatae, I suppose.

Hax 22:54 11-21-2007

Heh, I found out about R:TW a couple of years ago, a friend of mine was playing it, I thought it was awesome because of the realism (!)

Year or two later, I finally bought it myself, and played it a lot. Then I found out about R:TR, which I thought to be teh b0mbz.

Couple of months later, I ran across the social life killer known as EB, and I've been addicted since.

TWFanatic 23:55 11-21-2007

I go on dates while EB is loading. And then have sex while the campaign is loading.

You just have to be innovative to fit the personal life in.

Hax 23:27 11-22-2007

Have you ever tried having sex WHILE playing EB?

I met this lovely girl who happens to play RTW. Still need to convert her to the (un)holiness of Europa Barbarorum!

Palasta 23:46 11-22-2007

Originally Posted by caeser44:
i have a friend who wants eb but doesnt want to buy rtw, cause he hates rtw,and he never even played rtw,so too bad for that noob!!!!

Well, does he hate only RTW or the whole Total War series or the ancient aera? If RTW is to old, he shall buy MTW2 and go for EB2.

Originally Posted by Elphir:
Have you ever tried having sex WHILE playing EB?

I met this lovely girl who happens to play RTW. Still need to convert her to the (un)holiness of Europa Barbarorum!

Oh, you are really a lucky one. When will be the marriage?

Hax 23:54 11-22-2007

We're planning the 31th of february.

And we'll invite every last one of you! Including the Bartixians! <3

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