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    Default people who have never played eb

    i have a friend who wants eb but doesnt want to buy rtw, cause he hates rtw,and he never even played rtw,so too bad for that noob!!!!

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    Default Re: people who have never played eb

    And the point in this thread is?


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    Default Re: people who have never played eb

    Uh..... Thanks for telling us?

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    Default Re: people who have never played eb

    Thank you for sharing this with us
    BTW, RTW is a relatively old game so that's explains it






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    Default Re: people who have never played eb

    Every one likes spam.
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    Default Re: people who have never played eb

    How can he hate it if he has never played it. EB is obviously much better than RTW, but RTW is still a fun game.

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    Default Re: people who have never played eb

    This is true to an extent, I loved rtw when I played it for the first time 1 year ago. Lasted 3 days then I found eb. And now I can't play it any more...


    Damn eb, running rtw for me!
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    Default Re: people who have never played eb

    Quite true. EB is all about Running RTW with a heavily modified set of parameters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by caeser44
    i have a friend who wants eb but doesnt want to buy rtw, cause he hates rtw,and he never even played rtw,so too bad for that noob!!!!
    man.. thats EASY to solve... Really

    take him to your house and let him play EB for a couple of hours with like KH, or Aedui, or Backtria. One of the "Cool & Unique" factions of EB. As he plays tell to read the unit descriptions so he sees EB is THE REAL DEAL!

    Then leave him for about 1-2hours. After that he will be begging his mom for $$ to get RTW... and even a new PC to run the thing the HIGHEST settings


    IF that don't work... then F* him. There is no hope for him.

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    Default Re: people who have never played eb

    I would recomend Carthage, it is much the best faction to get started with. Or maybe the Ptolomaioi, but they don't have such a cool rooster.
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    Default Re: people who have never played eb

    [QUOTE= IF that don't work... then F* him.QUOTE]

    Wait...literally, or figuratively?

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    Default Re: people who have never played eb

    Well, it might raise his level of interest in gaesatae, I suppose.

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    Default Re: people who have never played eb

    Heh, I found out about R:TW a couple of years ago, a friend of mine was playing it, I thought it was awesome because of the realism (!)

    Year or two later, I finally bought it myself, and played it a lot. Then I found out about R:TR, which I thought to be teh b0mbz.

    Couple of months later, I ran across the social life killer known as EB, and I've been addicted since.
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    I go on dates while EB is loading. And then have sex while the campaign is loading.

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    Default Re: people who have never played eb

    Have you ever tried having sex WHILE playing EB?

    I met this lovely girl who happens to play RTW. Still need to convert her to the (un)holiness of Europa Barbarorum!
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    Default Re: people who have never played eb

    Quote Originally Posted by caeser44
    i have a friend who wants eb but doesnt want to buy rtw, cause he hates rtw,and he never even played rtw,so too bad for that noob!!!!
    Well, does he hate only RTW or the whole Total War series or the ancient aera? If RTW is to old, he shall buy MTW2 and go for EB2.

    Quote Originally Posted by Elphir
    Have you ever tried having sex WHILE playing EB?

    I met this lovely girl who happens to play RTW. Still need to convert her to the (un)holiness of Europa Barbarorum!
    Oh, you are really a lucky one. When will be the marriage?
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    Default Re: people who have never played eb

    We're planning the 31th of february.

    And we'll invite every last one of you! Including the Bartixians! <3
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    Default Re: people who have never played eb

    Quote Originally Posted by caeser44
    i have a friend who wants eb but doesnt want to buy rtw, cause he hates rtw,and he never even played rtw,so too bad for that noob!!!!
    I recently picked up a new RTW DVD for £5, at that price you'd have to be nuts to forsake the EB goodness, just for the pedantic excuse that you don't like RTW.

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