Announcement - Quote Hunt

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  1. GeneralHankerchief's Avatar

    GeneralHankerchief said: 11-22-2007 02:50

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    For this month's Gahzette's Gameroom article I'm going to do more of an advertisement than an actual article and I need your help. It would be extremely beneficial if you guys searched in the archives for some good one-liners that make absolutely no sense taken out of context yet are still funny.

    I'm going to do my own comb-through but I can't possibly hit every thread or find good ones in the ones I do go through. Any quotes you guys find and either put them here for a good laugh or PM them to me would be much appreciated. You will receive credit in the article.

    Funny quotes only - no drama, please.

    Thanks.

    GH
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
    Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006

    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.

     

  2. seireikhaan's Avatar

    seireikhaan said: 11-22-2007 03:06

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    Roger that. Sounds like fun.
    It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
     

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    Csargo said: 11-22-2007 03:27

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    I would, but my laziness knows no end.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.
     

  4. seireikhaan's Avatar

    seireikhaan said: 11-22-2007 03:45

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    "Too bad a number of them turned out to be nutjobs who liked dancing in the moonbeams."

    "Aren't we supposed to smack each other?"

    "Sarathos, how painful is it to unzip your member?"

    "We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad... attack!!!"

    "Well, tran is dead, so dredging up his bloated corpse for another go won't help."
    Last edited by seireikhaan; 11-22-2007 at 04:54.
    It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
     

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    Northnovas said: 11-22-2007 05:55

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    "Never answer an anonymous letter"

    "There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't"

    "Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."

    "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."

    "Ask me about my vow of silence."

    "What's another word for Thesaurus?"
    The Da Vinci Code a Templar Knights AAR
    BBB - Titles England an MTW2 AAR
     

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    pevergreen said: 11-22-2007 07:32

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    I say we Select: Beirut. He's played this role as a NPC in many previous mafia games, so it seems only fitting he gets it now. – BKS



    The Andres PM looks legitimate enough for me. Not gonna bother with further explanations.

    Vote:AndresTheCunning
    The PM looks real...

    Vote: AndrestheCunning
    Do I even need an explanation here?

    Vote: AndrestheCunning
    "Vote: AndrestheCunning aka AndrestheNOTsoCunningAnymore"

    "There is no AndrestheCunning playing."
    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    The org will be org until everyone calls it a day.

    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    but I joke. Some of my best friends are Vietnamese villages.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    Anyone who wishes to refer to me as peverlemur is free to do so.
     

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    Csargo said: 11-22-2007 17:08

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.
     

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    woad&fangs said: 11-22-2007 17:38

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    It was Tiberius of the Drake, in the Imperial Bedroom, with his sword.... look he's wiping blood off of his sword, he must be guilty.

    I also back up his clams, but that's a different story

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    A horse is a corpse, of course of course
    And no one can talk to a horse that's a corpse
    That is, of course, unless the corpse is the famous General H.

    Go right to the source and ask the corpse
    He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
    He’s always on a steady course.
    Talk to General H.

    People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
    But General H will never speak unless he has something to say

    A horse is a corpse, of course, of course,
    And this one’ll talk ‘til his voice is hoarse.
    You never heard of a talking corpse?

    Well listen to this: "I'm General H."
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Satisfied or should a talk a bit more? We can discuss the Tour de France, European football, Texan steaks, French wine, Sarkozy's underwear, etc, etc...
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road,
    but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely
    chicken's dominion maintained. ~Machiavelli
     

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    Killfr3nzy said: 11-23-2007 08:07

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    The Castle -
    Quote Originally Posted by shlin28
    Zomg! Tran is teh guiltyz!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus
    Don't speak in tongues! It makes our character seem suspicious.

    Quote Originally Posted by Draconian
    And besides, after seeing you kill Tiberius and Kyros, you would have probably pwned me and then say "I don't like buckler shields."
    Last edited by Killfr3nzy; 11-27-2007 at 03:39.
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    - Goodbye, Lilee-Jane -
     

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    Caius said: 11-24-2007 01:05

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    "Vote: AndrestheCunning aka AndrestheNOTsoCunningAnymore"
    Where is that post:




    Names, secret names
    But never in my favour
    But when all is said and done
    It's you I love
     

  11. GeneralHankerchief's Avatar

    GeneralHankerchief said: 11-24-2007 02:16

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    In the dense forest that is Capo.

    Nice quotes, btw, all around. Keep 'em coming.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
    Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006

    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.

     

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    woad&fangs said: 11-24-2007 02:37

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    Umpa lumpa!
    HEY GIANTS CAN'T TOUCH THIS! DO DO DO DO DO DO DO

    you argue like you think you're Sherlock Holmes, but you actually read like Elmer Fudd
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road,
    but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely
    chicken's dominion maintained. ~Machiavelli
     

  13. Caius's Avatar

    Caius said: 11-24-2007 02:50

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    I thought you mean Private Message.

    Well, you learn something new every day.

    Twas the quote, but I think I changed some words.




    Names, secret names
    But never in my favour
    But when all is said and done
    It's you I love
     

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    CountArach said: 11-25-2007 00:06

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    Ahhh Capo, so many good memories.
    Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
    Quote Originally Posted by Leon Blum - For All Mankind
    Nothing established by violence and maintained by force, nothing that degrades humanity and is based on contempt for human personality, can endure.
     

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    shlin28 said: 11-26-2007 22:03

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus
    And besides, after seeing you kill Tiberius and Kyros, you would have probably pwned me and then say "I don't like buckler shields."
    This quote was not by Craterus, think it was by Draconian

     

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    Killfr3nzy said: 11-27-2007 03:39

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    Heh, whoops.
    Thanks shlin.
    Try the .org's first and biggest mod for Empire: Total War! Vanilla Extended Mod.

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    That's nice for you but not everybody is peversiBlacktacular the mod-god
    - Goodbye, Lilee-Jane -
     

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    Crazed Rabbit said: 12-05-2007 04:50

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexanderofmacedon
    Lehesu

    Soy has no room in our peaceful town. To the chair, guilty or not.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lehesu
    You had better look twice before swigging that bottle of soy sauce when I am no longer around. The Wrath of Kikkoman is indeed swift and saucy, and when you feel the icy touch of the Constricting Condiment, you too will rue the day you crossed Lehesu and his nascent Kingdom of Kikkoman.
    from Mafia I

    CR
    Ja Mata, Tosa.

    The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
     

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    GeneralHankerchief said: 12-05-2007 04:51

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    Ahahaha, I remember that.

    I'll try to stick it in, can't promise anything though as we're waiting on sapi now.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
    Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006

    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.

     

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    Sigurd said: 12-05-2007 10:30

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caius
    Where is that post:
    If you look in this thread and search ([Ctrl]+F) the name Sigurd you'll get who wrote that post.
    It was not my brightest moment as I voted a person not even playing in the game.
    Status Emeritus
     
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