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    Default Cities up for grabs Part II : The Assassins Strike Back

    (This is the continuation of a previous post. Please see "Cities of up for grabs!While stocks last!" https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=95374)

    WARNING: Spoilers ahead (possibly)!

    The Mongol Hordes are defeated!

    The cost: 2 highly-trained Assassins and 3000 innocent civilians massacred!

    Having reached Tblisi, the Mongols went rampaging through the streets. As my forces in the Yerevan/Tblisi area were very minimal (read: pathetic), I had emptied Tblisi of its garrison to reinforce Yerevan. Tblisi was sacked, 3000civilians put to the sword and the Rebels took control once the hordes moved on.

    On the next turn, my Assassins began to arrive - having travelled over several turns from all the distant corners of my Empire - 3 from North Africa, 3from the Middle East, 2 from Antioch and 3 all the way from Hungary by galley. (That's 11 Assassins total for you numerically-challenged people out there! I know, because I used my spankingly brand new calculator to total it up! )

    And like a pack of vengeful wolves/vultures/Stuka dive-bombers/chihuahuas/(insert favourite unit here), they fell upon the hordes!

    And ye Gods! What a beating the Mongols took!

    Three generals fell in the first turn! One of them the 9-star general and another was their Faction Heir. My losses: 1 Assassin.

    The next turn, the Mongols promoted a Captain to General status; marched on Yerevan and were almost in sight to besiege. The Assassins struck again!

    The newly promoted General fell quickly but the new Faction Heir (who was an 8-star General) was a lot more difficult. Another Assassin fell to him before he finally died, thanks to a well-placed cartload of hay under his bedroom window! (Gives a whole new reason NOT to smoke INDOORS)

    Last but not least, came the Mongol Khan... My Assassins, who had a mere 15% chance of assassinating some of the other Generals, had a whopping 87%(!!!) chance to do him in. Which they did - swiftly, calmly, cleanly and entirely without incident...

    And the remaining hordes... DISAPPEARED!

    Completely! *huge sigh of relief*

    Show's over! Back to the fields, peasants!

    (I'll be posting a quick guide later on Assassins, and the use thereof if anyone's interested)
    Clash of swords
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    Default Re: Cities up for grabs Part II : The Assassins Strike Back

    LOL

    The remainder must be out there though ? Fog of war ? I've never tried this so I don't know if they just disappear. I have had stacks of rebel Mongols once the family is killed.
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    Don't fire up the bbq just yet mir
    frogbeastegg's TWS2 guide....it's here!

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    Default Re: Cities up for grabs Part II : The Assassins Strike Back

    Quote Originally Posted by phonicsmonkey
    Don't fire up the bbq just yet mir
    He means till he is not there.

    Btw, what level are your assasins, and how much dread your king has?
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    Default Re: Cities up for grabs Part II : The Assassins Strike Back

    Yup, sounds a bit too good to be true. Wait for the backlash mate. (cue the music from Jaws)

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    Default Re: Cities up for grabs Part II : The Assassins Strike Back

    the surprise, the surprise (is no longer ...)

    Read the other thread before you comment!

    https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=95374
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    Default Re: Cities up for grabs Part II : The Assassins Strike Back

    You do know that there will be two more waves of chihuahua hating neighbors with a very bad temper? Keep your assassins in the area until you have slaughtered all the Mongols
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    LOOOOOL !!! Sry Cheetah I forgot ! LMFAO !
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    Default Re: Cities up for grabs Part II : The Assassins Strike Back

    Backlash? What backlash?

    I mean, after all, I only refused to meet them in battle head-on; backstabbed their Heirs and Generals most dishonourably in the dead of the night; and performed a successful "Bonfire Night" on their Leader ... They couldn't *possibly* be angry with me, right? RIGHT?

    I received the "Faction Destroyed" notification after killing off the last General/Faction Leader...

    HOLY MOTHER OF DOG!!! Are you saying there's ANOTHER wave????

    I recall one thread mentioning this... but even with "Faction Destroyed" they STILL return?!

    Someone go fetch the chihuahuas, saddle the horses, burn the bridges and for goodness' sake, cancel the champagne!

    ...

    Cheetah, I can't remember my Sultan's stats (will post it next week) but he started off all pious and holy (he went on Jihad etc.) then turned into the most devious, conniving and untrustworthy git after his son came of age. I think his dread is about 7 or 8.

    My Assassins range from as high as rank 10 (two of them I think) to as low as 3. Most have about 6 to 8 ranks of skill/experience.
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    Default Re: Cities up for grabs Part II : The Assassins Strike Back

    maybe we should saddle the chihuahuas, burn the horses, cancel the bridges and fetch the champagne instead?

    whaddyathink?
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    Default Re: Cities up for grabs Part II : The Assassins Strike Back

    Quote Originally Posted by phonicsmonkey
    maybe we should saddle the chihuahuas, burn the horses, cancel the bridges and fetch the champagne instead?

    whaddyathink?

    MMMM! Barbecued horses! Deeee-lish!
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    Default Re: Cities up for grabs Part II : The Assassins Strike Back

    Quote Originally Posted by Sinan
    LOOOOOL !!! Sry Cheetah I forgot ! LMFAO !
    Np Sinan, the others gave it away ...

    Mir, do not worry, there will be no backslah. None at all. Sleep well.
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