AntiWarmanCake88's Funny Story Thread

**ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88** · 12-03-2007, 23:53

Hey All,

It's The........AntiWarmanCake88's Funny Story Thread!!!!!!!!

Got a Funny Story or two,tell them here!!!!!!!!
Just Remember, make sure your stories fall under fourm rules. Don't want to have this become touble!

My Grandfather,who just turned 89, is the center of my stories here.

He said that if a rattlesnake corils up, and if you have a handgun, and rotate it around in a circle direction a few times then shoot.... The Snake will Sallow it!

That True?

One other Time, we was talking, and we got on the subject of something like gangs or something, and he Said

"You Know how to make a PipeBomb?

"Rudy!!!" grandmother yells.

"Well, if he does anything stupid, I'll disown him, plus he go to jail".

Now I can't tell you what he said after that, but was funny as heck

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**Whacker** · 12-04-2007, 19:16

I'm thoroughly confused and frightened.

**Odin** · 12-04-2007, 19:19

Originally Posted by {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88

Now I can't tell you what he said after that, but was funny as heck

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Come on man its supposed to be a "funny story thread" Give us the punch line.

**Dutch_guy** · 12-04-2007, 19:45

Originally Posted by {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88

He said that if a rattlesnake corils up, and if you have a handgun, and rotate it around in a circle direction a few times then shoot.... The Snake will Sallow it!

That True?

Yeah, it is.

**RoadKill** · 12-05-2007, 01:58

I went swimming in a lake and a cute tiny lobster clipped my nipple. Hurt like heck. (Can I say nipple on this forum?)

**Louis VI the Fat** · 12-05-2007, 02:06

Originally Posted by {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88

if a rattlesnake corils up, and if you have a handgun, and rotate it around in a circle direction a few times then shoot.... The Snake will Swallow it!

True that. But you don't need the gun!!

All you need to do is rotate the snake a couple of times, to disorientate it. Then you put the tail of the snake in its mouth. He'll think it is an enemy snake that attacked him.
The poor confused creature will start to swallow itself from his tail up, until there is nothing left of himself and he vanishes in a puff of smoke.

**ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88** · 12-05-2007, 04:44

Yea, I'll think of a punch line I can use Mr.Odin

But Want if you gave that Snake some Cashews and Milk?

I remember... I am watching Victoria's Secret Fashin show right now (such beatiful ladies....

), and my dad is sleeping on the counch, I told him to wake up, and he did... But he fell back to sleep!

**Kekvit Irae** · 12-06-2007, 05:03

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our new Abokasee.

**Husar** · 12-06-2007, 05:11

Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our new Abokasee.

And lots of Cashews and milk.

**MobileTroop** · 12-06-2007, 15:20

Originally Posted by Husar

And lots of Cashews and milk.

Milk,Good. Cashews,Good. But Together....

**ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88** · 12-06-2007, 18:23

Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our new Abokasee.

yay!

I remember when I was younger, I used to make a "tent" at my grandparents, by putting a blanket over a table and that would be it. Well one day I had a stuff animal there, and stuck it facing me. When I came back, it was facing the other way. So I stuck it back facing me and left. Later on, it was same thing, facing another way. I don't think my grandparents moved it,because they was sleeping or making me lunch at the time,so.....