Hijack. Caledonian's sig links to THE funniest thread I have ever read, and in the top 5 funniest thing I have ever read anywhere. I could still breathe while laughing, but I did have a few tears well up, so I give it an 8 out of 10. It is all over the place - zippers, cheese and poutine, and possibly the greatest insult of all time, all on the first page.