Wise words from Billy Connelly

[El Diablo]

He was discussing how the world is suffering from two problems.

1. Overcrowding
2. Starving masses

In true Billy C style he decided that the best way to solve BOTH these problems was to INCREASE CANIBALISM.

Whislt some may find this squeemish it does have merit in that both problems would indeed be recitfied. This promted me to think of ways to solve other planetary problems.

Perhaps the brain eating Zombies could save the world from global warming as well in that they are cold and could remove may of the greenhouse gas causes (people breathing carbon monoxide)? Sure they may rot and give of methane on their own account but usually they take out quite a few people (I have seen alot of Zombie movies) before the national guard gets moblised.

I feel that we often throw way options too quickly and that Canibalism and brain eating Zombies have probably not been examined as viable ways of solving some of this planets more serious problems.

Can any of you come up with others?

[AntiochusIII]

Meh, sounds like he's just plagiarizing the old Swift classic, "A Modest Proposal," where he proved with near-certainty that eating Irish children will improve the lives of Irish children.

It's a century late what's with Malthus' loss of favor and the rise of Star Trek and all that.

Also, 3000th post! Celebration on Why I Spend Too Much Time On The Org may commence!