At last I get to be a guest of our colonial overlords!

[Justiciar]

I think the Brits are primarily being charged as potential terrorists as they took the American language, overused U's and Z's and over time, their offshoot became nearly its own language, inexplicable to those who can speak 'American'.

It's Americans who use "Z" incessently. So evidently, you're a nonce.

While everyone is out buying a minivan, I'm actin' like Beowulf, see Angelina Jolie naked, kickin ass, and speek the correct version of anglo-saxon.

You mean you're a Cockney with a vocabulary limited to the phrase "Oi ahm Bayowoolf!"?

I'd be fine with this, if it were a two-way deal, as KukriKhan said. As is, it's taking the whole subordinate thing a wee bit too far.