Announcement - Quote Hunt

[GeneralHankerchief]

For this month's Gahzette's Gameroom article I'm going to do more of an advertisement than an actual article and I need your help. It would be extremely beneficial if you guys searched in the archives for some good one-liners that make absolutely no sense taken out of context yet are still funny.

I'm going to do my own comb-through but I can't possibly hit every thread or find good ones in the ones I do go through. Any quotes you guys find and either put them here for a good laugh or PM them to me would be much appreciated. You will receive credit in the article.

Funny quotes only - no drama, please.

Thanks.

GH

[seireikhaan]

Roger that. Sounds like fun.

[Csargo]

I would, but my laziness knows no end.

[seireikhaan]

"Too bad a number of them turned out to be nutjobs who liked dancing in the moonbeams."

"Aren't we supposed to smack each other?"

"Sarathos, how painful is it to unzip your member?"

"We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad... attack!!!"

"Well, tran is dead, so dredging up his bloated corpse for another go won't help."

[Northnovas]

"Never answer an anonymous letter"

"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't"

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."

"Ask me about my vow of silence."

"What's another word for Thesaurus?"

[pevergreen]

I say we Select: Beirut. He's played this role as a NPC in many previous mafia games, so it seems only fitting he gets it now. – BKS

The Andres PM looks legitimate enough for me. Not gonna bother with further explanations.

Vote:AndresTheCunning

The PM looks real...

Vote: AndrestheCunning

Do I even need an explanation here?

Vote: AndrestheCunning

"Vote: AndrestheCunning aka AndrestheNOTsoCunningAnymore"

"There is no AndrestheCunning playing."

[Csargo]

[woad&fangs]

It was Tiberius of the Drake, in the Imperial Bedroom, with his sword.... look he's wiping blood off of his sword, he must be guilty.

I also back up his clams, but that's a different story

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A horse is a corpse, of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse that's a corpse
That is, of course, unless the corpse is the famous General H.

Go right to the source and ask the corpse
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
He’s always on a steady course.
Talk to General H.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But General H will never speak unless he has something to say

A horse is a corpse, of course, of course,
And this one’ll talk ‘til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking corpse?

Well listen to this: "I'm General H."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Satisfied or should a talk a bit more? We can discuss the Tour de France, European football, Texan steaks, French wine, Sarkozy's underwear, etc, etc...

[Killfr3nzy]

The Castle -

Zomg! Tran is teh guiltyz!!!

Don't speak in tongues! It makes our character seem suspicious.

And besides, after seeing you kill Tiberius and Kyros, you would have probably pwned me and then say "I don't like buckler shields."

[Caius]

"Vote: AndrestheCunning aka AndrestheNOTsoCunningAnymore"

Where is that post:

[GeneralHankerchief]

In the dense forest that is Capo.

Nice quotes, btw, all around. Keep 'em coming.

[woad&fangs]

Umpa lumpa!
HEY GIANTS CAN'T TOUCH THIS! DO DO DO DO DO DO DO

you argue like you think you're Sherlock Holmes, but you actually read like Elmer Fudd

[Caius]

I thought you mean Private Message.

Well, you learn something new every day.

Twas the quote, but I think I changed some words.

[CountArach]

Ahhh Capo, so many good memories.

[shlin28]

And besides, after seeing you kill Tiberius and Kyros, you would have probably pwned me and then say "I don't like buckler shields."

This quote was not by Craterus, think it was by Draconian

[Killfr3nzy]

Heh, whoops.
Thanks shlin.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Lehesu

Soy has no room in our peaceful town. To the chair, guilty or not.

You had better look twice before swigging that bottle of soy sauce when I am no longer around. The Wrath of Kikkoman is indeed swift and saucy, and when you feel the icy touch of the Constricting Condiment, you too will rue the day you crossed Lehesu and his nascent Kingdom of Kikkoman.

from Mafia I

CR

[GeneralHankerchief]

Ahahaha, I remember that.

I'll try to stick it in, can't promise anything though as we're waiting on sapi now.

[Sigurd]

Where is that post:

If you look in this thread and search ([Ctrl]+F) the name Sigurd you'll get who wrote that post.
It was not my brightest moment as I voted a person not even playing in the game.