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    Default A few lyrics from Tay Zonda

    Hope you dont mind me putting these here(Any ways he's pretty good)


    "Chocolate Rain"

    Chocolate Rain
    Some stay dry and others feel the pain
    Chocolate Rain
    A baby born will die before the sin

    Chocolate Rain
    The school books say it can't be here again
    Chocolate Rain
    The prisons make you wonder where it went

    Chocolate Rain
    Build a tent and say the world is dry
    Chocolate Rain
    Zoom the camera out and see the lie

    Chocolate Rain
    Forecast to be falling yesterday
    Chocolate Rain
    Only in the past is what they say

    Chocolate Rain
    Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
    Chocolate Rain
    Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

    Chocolate Rain
    Made me cross the street the other day
    Chocolate Rain
    Made you turn your head the other way

    (Chorus)
    Chocolate Rain
    History quickly crashing through your veins
    Chocolate Rain
    Using you to fall back down again
    [Repeat]

    Chocolate Rain
    Seldom mentioned on the radio
    Chocolate Rain
    Its the fear your leaders call control

    Chocolate Rain
    Worse than swearing worse than calling names
    Chocolate Rain
    Say it publicly and you're insane

    Chocolate Rain
    No one wants to hear about it now
    Chocolate Rain
    Wish real hard it goes away somehow

    Chocolate Rain
    Makes the best of friends begin to fight
    Chocolate Rain
    But did they know each other in the light?

    Chocolate Rain
    Every February washed away
    Chocolate Rain
    Stays behind as colors celebrate

    Chocolate Rain
    The same crime has a higher price to pay
    chocolate Rain
    The judge and jury swear it's not the face

    (Chorus)

    Chocolate Rain
    Dirty secrets of economy
    Chocolate Rain
    Turns that body into GDP

    Chocolate Rain
    The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
    Chocolate Rain
    But test scores are how much the parents make

    Chocolate Rain
    'Flippin cars in France the other night
    Chocolate Rain
    Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

    Chocolate Rain
    'Cross the world and back its all the same
    Chocolate Rain
    Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

    Chocolate Rain
    Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
    Chocolate Rain
    Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

    Chocolate Rain
    More than 'marchin more than passing law
    Chocolate Rain
    Remake how we got to where we are.

    (Chorus)



    SomeDay:

    Someday I
    Must say goodbye
    Will you believe in yourself
    When I'm not at your side

    Someday you
    I don't know who
    Ther'll be someone
    To hold you when I'm through

    Someday I will fly you
    to the moon and we can
    dance forever

    Someday all my nights awake
    They're' what I left for you
    to take

    Someday when the mountains sing
    You'll close your eyes and
    hear my name

    Someday I'll be talked about
    I failed a lot but tried
    to help

    I love you child
    But someday
    I'll be gone

    Internet Dream

    "Man this internet's something else"

    [Verse]

    Cuttin' it close
    Let the dishes turn green
    Everyone chasin' their
    Internet dream

    Some like it hot
    In a triple X funk
    Winnin' the auction
    Turnin' money to junk

    Cappin' the flag
    In a virtual dash
    Skippin' your wedding
    To play in a match

    [Chorus]

    Shut all the blinds
    You mighta been seen
    Sittin' alone
    With your internet dream

    Winning the race
    For your digital fix
    Living your life
    With a clickity-click
    (Repeat)

    "So every day I swear
    I'm gonna go to bed at like eleven.
    And all of a sudden its 4AM . . .
    And I was just watching Youtube and
    reading Wikipedia for five hours.
    It's like MAN . . . you ask me the
    next day. I can't even remember
    what I was doin. Crazy."

    [Verse ]

    [Chorus]

    "I was talkin to my mom the other day
    And she's like 'Oh,
    My computer's been acting up again!'
    So I'm thinkin she got a virus
    or something . . .
    And I'm like 'ok what's wrong?'
    And she's like 'You know that bar that
    you type the website in! It disappeared!
    I can never remember how to get it back!'
    I'm like 'ok Mom. We did this last week.'
    I love my Mom and Dad. "



    Blue on the Fourth of July
    :

    Tonight a soldier falls asleep
    Dreams along a lonely street
    Soon he kisses Ma goodbye
    Tastes her famous apple pie

    Flies old glory by his door
    Loves the land he's fighting for
    Says "Mama Mama don't you cry,
    Ain't so long 'til I'll be back."

    [Chorus]
    Marching off to serve my country
    Blessed are those who sacrifice
    Think about me in July
    It'll cheer you up inside

    Morning breeze of Uncle Sam
    Blows heritage into his hand
    Churches singing high and loud
    He's a'gonna make them proud

    The children form a motorcade
    To give the boy a serenade
    As the tarmac looses contact
    He can see the welcome parade

    [Chorus]

    Down the road a Mama cries
    Tries to see her baby's eyes
    Celebrate the Fourth of July
    Underneath another sky

    She holds a picture to her chest
    Prayers to God racing through her flesh
    Says "Love my country, yes I do.
    I'll ask it in Red, White, and Blue"

    Why am I just blue
    on the Fourth of July?

    Love the soldier.
    Love the soldier.
    Loving and blessing
    So proud of every soldier.

    But something ain't right
    On the Fourth of July


    "Do the can't Dance"

    Some do the River Dance
    Some do the Salsa Dance
    Some do the Chicken Dance
    I do the Can't Dance

    Some do the Square Dance
    Some do the Circle Dance
    Some do the Sun Dance
    I do the Can't Dance

    Gonna be goin out
    Nobody findin' out
    Makin' me bust a move?
    I never got my groove

    [Chorus]
    Do the Can't Dance
    Can't Dance your pants off
    Can't Dance
    Show all your friends off
    Can't Dance
    Shakin' the club up
    Can't Dance
    Don't let the beat stop
    Can't Dance
    No one but you now
    Can't Dance
    Nobody knows how
    Can't Dance
    Make it your birthday
    can't Dance
    Make it your own way
    [Repeat]

    Hey!

    Everybody does the can't dance

    I don't care what people say

    Grandma does the can't dance

    Cool kids to the can't dance

    Fido does the can't dance

    Some do the Fast Dance
    Some do the Slow Dance
    Some do the Tap Dance
    I do the Can't Dance

    Some do the Rain Dance
    Some do the Snow Dance
    Some do the Cool Dance
    I do the Can't Dance

    Gotta be lookin' sweet
    Cause you about to meet
    Someone to make you happy
    Don't wanna look like you're tacky

    [Chorus]

    Can't Dance

    Can't Dance

    Can't Dance






    Thats it for today
    Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
    By the livin' Gawd that made you,
    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
    Quote Originally Posted by North Korea
    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

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    Professional Cynic Member Innocentius's Avatar
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    Default Re: A few lyrics from Tay Zonda

    Yeah... Right...
    It's not easy being a man, you know. I had to get dressed today... And there are other pressures.

    - Dylan Moran

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    Default Re: A few lyrics from Tay Zonda

    I don't even know how to explain this. It reminds me of the youtube classic, Special Poetry Slam. Perhaps he should think about using his real voice? Meh, I'd still laugh.
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    I'm not saying Tay Zonday is bad, but he is bad.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Also, he's an internet-hype promoted by...er...Ebaumsworld.
    It's not easy being a man, you know. I had to get dressed today... And there are other pressures.

    - Dylan Moran

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    Default Re: A few lyrics from Tay Zonda

    Quote Originally Posted by Innocentius
    I'm not saying Tay Zonday is bad, but he is bad.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Also, he's an internet-hype promoted by...er...Ebaumsworld.

    Yes. Ebaumsworld. Not anyone else. Just them. You better habeeb it's Ebaumsworld.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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