Reign Of Terror Mafia [Concluded]

[Peasant Phill]

Still no prove provided, Kommodus, other than you're claim that your system predicts the culprits with high probability. I know that you have such a system (or at least I think you did way back in my last mafia game) but you'll have to come up with more than just a 'because I say so' before I blindly follow you.

So for the meantime Vote abstain

[shlin28]

Vote Kammikhaan, for reasons see Kommodus' post.

[Kommodus]

Um...Kommodus, you think maybe the fact that I was killed by the mafia means I was not a mafioso? Oh well. Kamikhaan seems like a good lynch.



I'm going to laugh when this game's over.

CR

Dude. Did you not read woad&fang's post? Yes you were killed, but Caius investigated you and found you guilty.

Granted, it's possible you weren't a mafioso, but rather the secret role. However, hints in the story indicated otherwise. The point is moot, though, because your guilt is an established fact. I never said you were a mafioso, but that you were guilty.

Still no prove provided, Kommodus, other than you're claim that your system predicts the culprits with high probability. I know that you have such a system (or at least I think you did way back in my last mafia game) but you'll have to come up with more than just a 'because I say so' before I blindly follow you.

Sorry, that's all you're going to get. Trust me or don't - your choice.

Anyway, like I said I'm not entirely certain at this point. It might be kamikhaan (probably), it might be BSR (slightly less likely), and hey, it might even be you. But I'm pretty sure if we get rid of the first two I mentioned, the game will end.

[seireikhaan]

Ah, well played, Kommodus. You're doing much better than your last time as mafioso. Rather clever ploy to get me lynched, no? However, there's the inherent flaw that, this time, Holmes' results are rather fabricated.

Unvote: BSR

Vote: Kommodus

[Crazed Rabbit]

I wonder, kamikhaan, if you'll be the first to experience the revered Dr Guillotine's head chopping version of the guillotine, or if you'll get something more painful.

Really, you're so guilty it's almost not funny. First you blindly follow Kommodus to vote BSR, then when it turns out he really suspects you, all his claims are suddenly fraudulent.


I've died again for the cause of freedom, but like before my death will not be in vain.

CR

[woad&fangs]

The crowd once again assembled at the town square with the hope that this would be the final time. Caius gazed sleepily around him to see if he could spot the citizen from the previous night. He felt someone brush his sleeve and he turned to see a cloaked figure striding past him. It was the man from the previous night, realized Caius with astonishment. He grabbed the cloaked man by the sleeve and dragged him onto the raised platform that now held a large wooden structure with a big slanted blade fixed at the top, presumably Dr. Guillotine’s latest “humane” means of execution.

“This Man is a Hero!!!” Exclaimed Caius excitedly, “He killed the very very very guilty Crazed Rabbit.”

The crowd was overjoyed that finally they were having some good news. They flocked up to Kamikhaan and gave him handshakes, hugged him, and patted him profusely on his back.

CLANG
CLUD
THUNK

The overenthusiastic congratulations of the townsfolk jarred loose a saber and two pistols from the cloak of Kamikhaan. The townies gazed in astonishment at the killing implements now lying at his feet.

“Umm, guys, let me explain. I’m, well I was, umm ya see, I was trying to umm… I’m a shrubber..?.?.? Yeah, that’s it, I’m a shrubber!!!”

“Well,” said Dr. Waldinger, “Unfortunately for you, Mr. Shrubber, you have been democratically chosen as the person most likely to be an imperialist. With your death we will have rid this town of the imperialists. It seems that my work here is done. Dr. Guillotine, please reveal your latest method of execution.”

“It’s not that big of a surprise,” stated the until now silent Shlin28, “We can all see that we place him at the bottom of the big wooden structure and that the blade falls down on him severing his head.”

“How Barbaric!!!” cried out Dr. Guillotine, “That contraption is not for execution. It is for slicing the tomatoes in my BLT sandwich. What sick person would even think of using it to kill another person. How Inhumane!!!! No, I have come upon the most humane form of execution known to mankind. Dr. Waldinger would you be so kind as to distribute these wifflebats to the citizens of Le Gamme Rume. On the count of three you will beat kamikhaan to death with your wifflebat. Any last words, Imperialist Scum?”

“As a matter of fact, I do.” Said Kamikhaan, “ I’M NOT A BLOODY IMPERIALIST, I’M A FLIPPIN MAFIOSO. M-A-F-I-O-S-O!!!”

“What’s he doing?”
“I thunk he’s a spellin’ somethang”
“What’s he spelling?”
“M-A-F-I-O-S-O, hmmm, wait, I know, that spells Imperialist. He’s an Imperialist!!”

“Lynch him”
“Lynch him”
“Lynch him”

WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WACK,…..


Epilogue:
It is said that on a clear night when the moon is full and the air is calm you can still here the soft thud of a wifflebat upon kamikhaan’s head. Man, it sure takes a long time to kill a guy with a wifflebat…..

As for Drs. Waldinger and Guillotine, they got bored after a few hours and returned to Paris where Dr. Guillotine accidentally left his tomato slice out in a public square…. And well, the rest, as they say, is history…..

Results:

Townie Victory!!!

Townies:
Shlin28
CountArach
Peasant Phill
Brave Sir Robin
Kommodus
FactionHeir
Caius

Mafia:
Kamikhaan
Warmaster Horus

Secret Role:
Crazed Rabbit-Fail

You are the “Young Pickpocket”. Every night you can investigate 1 player with 100% accuracy. Also you stole a pistol with one bullet from the serial killer(who was cut do to lack of people). You are allowed one vigilante kill which you may use at any time. You may be creative as you wish with your kill. It does not have to include the pistol. I do however reserve the right to edit as I see fit. If you are investigated by a sentry there is a 50% chance that they will get a guilty result. You win if you are alive at the end of the game.

In Case anyone was wondering, last night CR didn’t send in any orders, Caius investigated CR, I flipped a coin and it came up tails so CR was found to be guilty, Kamikhaan killed CR.

[seireikhaan]

Bah, W&F's mafia's are the bane of my mafia record...

Thanks to W&F for hosting, anyways.

And good game, town. Well played, Kommodus-Sama.

Although I think we'da won if we didn't have that screw up night two.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Huzzah!

I wish I hadn't forgotten to send my orders last night though.

Ah, well.

Great game, W&F!

CR

[Kommodus]

Huh, well that was an interesting ending...

Well, I guess you weren't guilty after all, Crazed. Apparently I assumed prematurely that the secret role would be a serial killer.

You did have a role, though, and you can't blame me for thinking you guilty after the investigation result. W&F's story indicated pretty strongly you had a violent streak...

Thanks for hosting, W&F! This really was a fun little game, and a good chance to test out my new enhancements to Holmes, which was looking rather worse for wear after my last few games...

And to the mafia, Warmaster Horus and kamikhaan: good game! Though I gotta ask: what happened night 2, when no kills happened?

[seireikhaan]

1) Most of the write-up for CR's death was either done by me, or inspired by me. W&F did have to change some to fit the situation better, and to account for the fact that Caius was watching us.

2) As for what happened...ehh...not sure, to be totally honest. We'd talked via PM what we were going to do. I was kinda expecting a return PM from WH regarding a question I'd had, but never got it. And then, time kinda slipped by me a bit, and, combined with the fact that I was finishing finals, it sorta slipped to the back of my mind until I read the thread later that night, when it was too late. I think its a shame that we didn't execute what we were gonna do, we almost would have assuredly won otherwise.

EDIT: I'm prolly gonna regret this, but BSR was actually spot on in his assessment. In 6 games as mafia, I've missed an order in all 6 of them.

[CountArach]

Congrats fellow townies.

[Peasant Phill]

Hozay, I survive a mafia game for once.

[Caius]

We won! Kommodus was right! I was not sure who to investigate, and I followed Kommo suggestion.

Well done.

[shlin28]

Yay! One of my rare townie victories!!!

[Warmaster Horus]

And then, time kinda slipped by me a bit, and, combined with the fact that I was finishing finals, it sorta slipped to the back of my mind until I read the thread later that night, when it was too late. I think its a shame that we didn't execute what we were gonna do, we almost would have assuredly won otherwise.

Practically what happened for me too. Lack of time.

Good game guys!

[Tratorix]

Townie Victory

Congrats fellow townies and thanks for hosting w&fs.

I'm prolly gonna regret this, but BSR was actually spot on in his assessment. In 6 games as mafia, I've missed an order in all 6 of them.

I knew it. Now I'll vote you every time someone misses a night order.