The crowd once again assembled at the town square with the hope that this would be the final time. Caius gazed sleepily around him to see if he could spot the citizen from the previous night. He felt someone brush his sleeve and he turned to see a cloaked figure striding past him. It was the man from the previous night, realized Caius with astonishment. He grabbed the cloaked man by the sleeve and dragged him onto the raised platform that now held a large wooden structure with a big slanted blade fixed at the top, presumably Dr. Guillotine’s latest “humane” means of execution.

“This Man is a Hero!!!” Exclaimed Caius excitedly, “He killed the very very very guilty Crazed Rabbit.”

The crowd was overjoyed that finally they were having some good news. They flocked up to Kamikhaan and gave him handshakes, hugged him, and patted him profusely on his back.

CLANG
CLUD
THUNK

The overenthusiastic congratulations of the townsfolk jarred loose a saber and two pistols from the cloak of Kamikhaan. The townies gazed in astonishment at the killing implements now lying at his feet.

“Umm, guys, let me explain. I’m, well I was, umm ya see, I was trying to umm… I’m a shrubber..?.?.? Yeah, that’s it, I’m a shrubber!!!”

“Well,” said Dr. Waldinger, “Unfortunately for you, Mr. Shrubber, you have been democratically chosen as the person most likely to be an imperialist. With your death we will have rid this town of the imperialists. It seems that my work here is done. Dr. Guillotine, please reveal your latest method of execution.”

“It’s not that big of a surprise,” stated the until now silent Shlin28, “We can all see that we place him at the bottom of the big wooden structure and that the blade falls down on him severing his head.”

“How Barbaric!!!” cried out Dr. Guillotine, “That contraption is not for execution. It is for slicing the tomatoes in my BLT sandwich. What sick person would even think of using it to kill another person. How Inhumane!!!! No, I have come upon the most humane form of execution known to mankind. Dr. Waldinger would you be so kind as to distribute these wifflebats to the citizens of Le Gamme Rume. On the count of three you will beat kamikhaan to death with your wifflebat. Any last words, Imperialist Scum?”

“As a matter of fact, I do.” Said Kamikhaan, “ I’M NOT A BLOODY IMPERIALIST, I’M A FLIPPIN MAFIOSO. M-A-F-I-O-S-O!!!”

“What’s he doing?”
“I thunk he’s a spellin’ somethang”
“What’s he spelling?”
“M-A-F-I-O-S-O, hmmm, wait, I know, that spells Imperialist. He’s an Imperialist!!”

“Lynch him”
“Lynch him”
“Lynch him”

WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WACK,…..


Epilogue:
It is said that on a clear night when the moon is full and the air is calm you can still here the soft thud of a wifflebat upon kamikhaan’s head. Man, it sure takes a long time to kill a guy with a wifflebat…..

As for Drs. Waldinger and Guillotine, they got bored after a few hours and returned to Paris where Dr. Guillotine accidentally left his tomato slice out in a public square…. And well, the rest, as they say, is history…..

Results:

Townie Victory!!!

Townies:
Shlin28
CountArach
Peasant Phill
Brave Sir Robin
Kommodus
FactionHeir
Caius

Mafia:
Kamikhaan
Warmaster Horus

Secret Role:
Crazed Rabbit-Fail
You are the “Young Pickpocket”. Every night you can investigate 1 player with 100% accuracy. Also you stole a pistol with one bullet from the serial killer(who was cut do to lack of people). You are allowed one vigilante kill which you may use at any time. You may be creative as you wish with your kill. It does not have to include the pistol. I do however reserve the right to edit as I see fit. If you are investigated by a sentry there is a 50% chance that they will get a guilty result. You win if you are alive at the end of the game.
In Case anyone was wondering, last night CR didn’t send in any orders, Caius investigated CR, I flipped a coin and it came up tails so CR was found to be guilty, Kamikhaan killed CR.