Caffeine

[Odin]

This... this isn't alcohol. Over the course of 15-16 hours, I have consumed 4600 mg of caffeine. That's roughly $38 worth of espresso if anybody cares to know. I can't type straight. I can't think straight. I'm missing letters on the keyboard. The world seems warped to me as my head spins. I'm nauseous, dizzy, my hands are trembling, which would be OK, except I can't think. I really can't. I'm lost, I don't know what do to do. I've seen Satan already. 600 milligrams ago. I saw Satan. He hates me. I'm tearing my ******* skin out. I can't stop itching. Even my eyes itch. My corneas. I feel everything. This is like cocaine, except without the euphoria or even the 70s style glamor associated with snorting the white stuff. My head hurts. I just want to roll over and die. I'm literally bleeding from where I'm scratching. I want to scratch my umm...private parts, but my ******* roommate's in my room. I hate him. I'll be honest. I hate him. I really can't stand the SOB. The only reason I tolerate him is because he knows to leave me alone. My heart won't stop beating out of my chest. I 'm going to die. I swear, I'm going to die. Please. Help me.

Please.

Note: Die= figuratively, not literally. I would only have died literally if I actually took the bottle of crank my friend offered me.

I've had some serious caffine in the past (ever had No-Xplode? ) in short periods of time and its wonderfully intoxicating. You should head to the gym and do squats and deads straight away.

Your going to have to flush that out man, loads of water and if your feel like crap tomorrow get some B complex vits and swallow of few of those.

With a cup of coffee of course.

[R'as al Ghul]

I'd advise to always smoke cigarettes with your coffee. They'll calm you down.
We call it french breakfast and reading Louis' post it still seems to be true.

[DemonArchangel]

I just got ~3 really unsatisfying hours of sleep. This still means I have a term paper due in a few hours. I'm not putting any more caffeine into my system though. I'm not sure if that was *Sleep* or me just losing consciousness. Either way, I survived, but right now, I'm still wickedly buzzed.

[Vladimir]

You see, this is why they shouldn't have re-illegalized ephedrine. I got about eight hours of sleep in a week using that stuff and it was free! A friend of mine saw me mixing No-Doze in my coffee and gave me what he had left. Just because some fat people died they took it off the market. It's much more effective without all the negative side effects of caffeine.

Oh, drink slightly chilled water until you puke, then drink some more and you should be fine. Don't do any exercise as your heart most likely needs the rest.

Dude, we need to hang out!

[DemonArchangel]

I never had that last Doubleshot (call me a pussy if you want), so my real intake was 4,480mg caffeine. I have not had any caffeine in the last 9 hours and I have purged extensively with water and breakfast.

[Odin]

I never had that last Doubleshot (call me a pussy if you want), so my real intake was 4,480mg caffeine. I have not had any caffeine in the last 9 hours and I have purged extensively with water and breakfast.

Care to enlighten us as to why the splurge? School related or general mischief?

[DemonArchangel]

I have a term paper due today. It was assigned 2 months ago. I sort of forgot about it.