Greenest Hypocrites of 2007

**Lemur** · 12-14-2007, 00:45

In tune with the opening post:

"You know, the Gore-leone crime family is now the number one crime family in the world, when you think about it. He's about to pull off the biggest scam in the history of the world. It's bigger than any bank heist, bigger than any drug deal. It's bigger than any counterfeiting scheme, and he's doing it all nice and natural with a little help from the socialist perverts in Norway, who gave him a Nobel Prize. Why do I call them socialist perverts? Answer: because they are. By and large, 90 percent of the people on the Nobel Committee are into child pornography and molestation, according to the latest scientific studies."

-- nationally syndicated radio host Michael Savage

**Xiahou** · 12-14-2007, 01:12

Originally Posted by Lemur

In tune with the opening post:

"You know, the Gore-leone crime family is now the number one crime family in the world, when you think about it. He's about to pull off the biggest scam in the history of the world. It's bigger than any bank heist, bigger than any drug deal. It's bigger than any counterfeiting scheme, and he's doing it all nice and natural with a little help from the socialist perverts in Norway, who gave him a Nobel Prize. Why do I call them socialist perverts? Answer: because they are. By and large, 90 percent of the people on the Nobel Committee are into child pornography and molestation, according to the latest scientific studies."

-- nationally syndicated radio host Michael Savage

That's actually kinda funny. Let no one say Michael Savage doesn't have a flair for the dramatic. (Although there are a few other things he doesn't have- like sanity.)

*Although, Gore is still a huge hypocrite who's making millions off of frightening people with global warming hype.

**HoreTore** · 12-15-2007, 20:31

Originally Posted by Lemur

Answer: because they are. By and large, 90 percent of the people on the Nobel Committee are into child pornography and molestation, according to the latest scientific studies."

There are 5 people on the committee. How can there be a 90%?

**Lemur** · 12-15-2007, 20:35

One of the is only half a pedophile, dummy.

**HoreTore** · 12-15-2007, 20:42

Originally Posted by Lemur

One of the is only half a pedophile, dummy.

I would love to hear an explanation of what "half a pedophile" is....

**Fragony** · 12-15-2007, 20:45

Originally Posted by HoreTore

I would love to hear an explanation of what "half a pedophile" is....

About as big as a kid naturally.

**Don Corleone** · 12-17-2007, 14:43

I think we should all follow in the Green crowd's example. Let's send a message by burning all the world's oil fields and refineries. Really light 'em up! When all of their profits are going up in smoke, maybe then Big Oil will listen.*

In the interest of full disclousure, Don Corleone received subsidies and stipends exceeding $10million US from MoveOn.Org. They in no way influenced his opinions whatsoever and anyone that thinks they might have is obviuosly a closeted, self-loathing homosexual with identity issues.

**Myrddraal** · 12-17-2007, 15:42

In the interest of full disclousure, Don Corleone received subsidies and stipends exceeding $10million US from MoveOn.Org. They in no way influenced his opinions whatsoever and anyone that thinks they might have is obviuosly a closeted, self-loathing homosexual with identity issues.

Third time. I think the Don is trying to tell us something.