Imperial Diet VII

**econ21** · 12-28-2007, 18:15

Elberhard walks into the Diet, face swollen and eyes blackened - presumably from struggling with the mountain of orders sent to the Chancellor's office.

Elberhard: Dieter, believe me it would give me great pleasure to put you on a boat and send you to Outremer.

However, you have just been appointed commander of one of the Austrian Household Armies. Maximillan von Hapsburg is your second in command, but is currently on reserve duty. I suggest it might be best to wait for his return to active duty before @#$%^&!!!ing off.

**Privateerkev** · 12-28-2007, 18:20

I am going to assume you meant it would give you "great pleasure" because you would be sending such a qualified person over to the Levant.

But, since you earlier brought up me arse, I shudder at the idea of what gives you "great pleasure".

So, please send me when the situation warrants.

And next time, try not to take legal debate so !@#$ing personal will you?

Jeez...

**econ21** · 12-28-2007, 18:25

Elberhard: My God, you insufferable little @#$%^&!!! - you accuse your Kaiser of being an usurper, of committing a coup and then admonish him for taking it "personally"?!

Go to your army, soldier! I will attend to your transfer when you are relieved of your current command. The timing of that relief is entirely a matter for the Steward of Austria - or the Duke, when he recovers.

**Privateerkev** · 12-28-2007, 18:29

Dieter shrugs

Your the one that was checking out me arse. I point you to this:

Originally Posted by the Kaiser

@#$%^&!!! it, that's it. I will not be accused of such villainy by that prattling self-righteous youngster who is exiting this Diet so that we may all see the shaft of truth and justice radiating from his arse!

I suppose "the shaft of truth and justice" is what you call your elephantine sex organ these days. But could you at least attempt to stop fantasizing about it going in and out of me arse? I know you were on that ship a long time but jeez...

It seems we did take a lesson from the Greeks after all...

**GeneralHankerchief** · 12-28-2007, 18:34

Herrmann Steffen sits quietly throughout the exchange, his expression changing from one of glee to exasperation as the bickering continues.

**econ21** · 12-28-2007, 18:38

Elberhard: My God, the boy even cites the Diet record to fish for comments on his arse! Well, I suspect this may be a better use of your formidable forensic talents than your pitiful attempts so far at law.

Dieter von Essen, if you truly wish me to meditate on the nature of your arse, I could oblige you. I would of course start by observing that it is where most of your pronouncements seem to emanate. However, I do feel that a prolonged discourse on this subject would not be in the best interests of the Reich.

I suggest we let the subject drop or I will be forced to ban us both from this place.

**Privateerkev** · 12-28-2007, 18:41

While I agree that it would be quite improper to continue discussing my beautiful backside, I will point out that my "pitiful" attempt at law was actually successful. I pointed out an oversight, and then got the entire bureaucracy of the Reich to correct it. A good day's work if I do say so myself.

Now if your done showing all of us how big and strong you are, I have an army to run.