Discretion is the better part of valour. Bad taste to discus sexual partners imho. Hate having to sit through a conversation about sex especially if it is between women.Originally Posted by Sinan
1-3
3-10
10-30
30-50
50-100
100-300 or more.
Zero
Re: How sexually promiscous are you ?
Discretion is the better part of valour. Bad taste to discus sexual partners imho. Hate having to sit through a conversation about sex especially if it is between women.
Re: How sexually promiscous are you ?
I agree. Kudos to the fellas that are deliberately holding out- between hormones and peer pressure, it aint easy.
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Re: How sexually promiscous are you ?
Take the numbers for each option and move them all up one notch except the zero, which stays in place. All the 1-3's move down to zero.
Now you have somewhat accurate numbers.
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Re: How sexually promiscous are you ?
"We've done 'it' as in 'gone to see Transformers', i've just never had sex with her."
Also, sex is wildly overrated. It is awesome, but it is way better to date one girl and watch tons of porn when she's not around. It get's you prepared to be a husband and father.
Last edited by ICantSpellDawg; 12-19-2007 at 01:43.
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Re: How sexually promiscous are you ?
My best man probably breaks your poll. We stopped counting his 'conquests' around the 150 mark and that was several years ago. I would estimate that he's close to breaking the 300 mark now, and he's only 28 years old. How does that happen, I hear you ask? Here's how it happens:
1) Lives in NYC.
2) Goes out to bars, clubs, and restaurants very regularly.
3) Has a British accent.
4) Dresses extremely well.
5) Is handsome.
6) Is a very successful investment banker.
7) Owns 2 apartments in NYC and drives a Porche.
8) Spends money like it's going out of style.
He's a great guy, as good a friend as a man could ask for, just don't let him date your sister.
Re: How sexually promiscous are you ?
We got one of those at well, true chick magnet. We love him but when you go out with him you know you are second choice. The funny thing is, all he wants is his rather plainlooking but incredibly nice and funny girlfriend, the only one he has ever been with as far as I know, he wouldn't apreciate it if I asked. We are rather discrete, never talk about sex with my firends. At party's someone gets the bug and everyone pretends they didn't notice.
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@ TinCow... The poll has an option 300 or more, so he can fit in, anyone can. I have seen some guys, specially since I joined a movement for improving your lifestyle and hence success with women, who rank above 150. They pick up women absolutely anywhere. They go out and they get laid (speaking of which I AM LEAVING MY PC FOR THE NIGHT AFTER THIS POST!!!!). Money, looks, success are important but they are NOT essential. There are so many examples of hot, rich women dating absolutely average guys.
You do not have to have material possessions in order to be very successful with women. There is a lot of hope for us normal average guys.
It's motivating for me to post this as it helps me see myself, and encourages me. Hope that some guys can benefit from it, and motivates some of you too. We men we are brothazzz!!!
This morning, after gaming the whole night again, w000tles!!!! GREAT way to start a day, all zombie like. I decided to get some breakfast from the local supermarket, they make great roast chicken nice and fresh, delicious potato an vegetable bake. I walk in out of the -4C cold outside, happy as a parrot in love! whistling & singing the song "Du Hast Den Schönsten Arsch Der Welt" (<-link) "You have the best ass in the world" in German, that stuff is MONEY!. Anyway I had it in the back of my mnd that I wanna go out tonight with a hot babe! so my eagle eyes radar was on! I was happy, because I spent yet another night gaming ! NOOOO! Dangnabitty!. I was disturbed that I did, but I was happy anyway, had this great vibe going. I walk in almost every single woman is giving me approach invitations, look at me baby ! come here ! I did'nt shower since yesterday, was wearing dirty nike trackpants, red Fruit of the Loom hoodie, no t-shirt undeneath (HOLY shizzle it was COLD!), hair was a mess, hadn't brushed my teeth yet this morning (at that time), my nike sneakers which I use to go running and gym in, didn't shave in 3 days, wearing a cheap black fleece jacket which I got as a 'gift' from a bank I worked for. Think porcupine. I'm smelling like GOLD! I'm feeling like gold ! Almost done with my food, I see this blonde on the phone looking at the shelves, with what looks like some lunch in her basket. She looks cold, her cheeks are red & flushed. Good sign of vitality ! I think wow ! THIS is it! I'm IN! Hang on, she's on the phone... I ignore, go about my business. Finish packing my basket with loads of gaming food (Hey I can game this afternoon... ohhhhh noooezz! where's my medication) and head to the counter. Then I think WAIT !!! get her number ! I look eagle eyes but looking totally careless, there she is walking up to pay. YIPPEEE YAY!!!! fine blonde, fit, wearing all designer clothes, obviously well off, about 30, successful, intelligent looking office girl. I'm looking at her, OH oh ! I look away before she knows I noticed her. What's her name ??? BANG! I call her HotBabe OfficeGirl ! I'm thinking how delicious the icing on our wedding cake will be !!! We're getting married and I get to kiss the bride !!! (lol) I'm PUMPING to GO ! 2 seconds to mission launch. Here we go troops! LOCK & LOAD ! We rolling !!! Whoops did I say 2 seconds ? HELL 2 seconds are gone kinda fast... WE ROLLING NOW !
Me: Du hast der .... singing you have the best ass in the world....
Hot Babe OfficeGirl: Looking at me, puts phone in her pocket.
Me: Dei dan da da dei dan da !!!
HBOfficeGirl: Smiling !!!
Me: Dei dan da da dei dan da !!! ... Du Hast Den Schönsten Arsch Der Welt ... this song is AWESOME ! I LOVE it !
HBOfficeGirl: hahahhaha (cracks up)
Me: Hey don't they say GOOD MORNING in your country ???!!!!
(i'm vibing, voice projection all the way, everyone in the supermarket can hear me, I'm smiling playfully)
HBOfficeGirl: hahahahhahahehehhahhaha Totally cracking herself up. HBOfficeGirl: Well GOOOOOD MORNING! (whole supermarket can hear her, she's voice projecting back to me! we got our thing going!!!)
Me: (This is the moment that it hits me hard. My heart steps up a few beats, blood is rushing to my face and throughout my body. I'm primed for action. In that moment I'm becoming intoxicated by her beauty. With her eyes, her hair, her smell she's pulling me to her. I'm getting attracted to her big time. HELP! Does anyone know how to say CRUD! I hear a LOUD voce in my head saying CRUD!!!! WAKE UP !!!. I snap! Pheeew that was close, almost lost it to my emotions there.)
Me: (immediate recovery! HOOAAAH!) blabalalalalablabla UTTER NONSENSE about how I'm an underwear model for Bjorn Borg and I love how this chick in that song is singing about my ass !.... (I move my ass in a slow and controlled circular thrust).... blabllaaablaaahhh
Her: Laughing her Arsche OFF! (looking at my ass!)
Me: thinking (there is probably nothing more beautiful than seeing a woman happy and to hear her laugh. It is the best thing in the world!)
Her: BLOWS OPEN like a stunning white orchid in sunlight... it's ok ! I have a job I like. I work just around the corner for this shipping company... blahblaaaablablaba...
Me: blaaaaablababla... Oh you ship all the stuff for this supermarket ? No wonder they never have food on their shelves (lol!)
Her: giggles, we ship everything pretty much, including some *her phone rings, methinks (PLEASE Lord don't, don't do this to me !) I look at her as if I'm leaving if she answers it, I start turning away, she hits the ignore button & it goes to voicemail!!!* *she touches me on the arm! I turn slightly lookin over my shoulder, touch her back hold for a second and then push her hand off my arm*... we ship some... *pause* ...food items as well. (giving me hot eyes, oh oh the blood is flowing DOWNARDS! ouch ! this could get embarassing, I'm wearing track pants!)
Me: (Damm don'think about sex you F00L! WOW! she's telling ME about HER job like she's qualifying herself... daaaaaammmm babe you're so done! oopsy... I'm thinking about sex... !)
Me: Hey you're fun AND you seem serious ALSO. I like that. (clear statement of interest time to pay her back for being a good girl)
(FECK! Something bad happens.... I almost say she's beautiful AAARRRGGG Don't do it ! Thankfully I shut my mouth before saying that utter n00b line, imagine how many times a day she gets told she's beautiful.)
Her: *blushes* Really ? nobody says that, people find me very quiet.
Me: (now I KNOW I'm IN !!! I'm like freaking out inside)
Me: Yeah really ! I had fun talking to you... you're confident & talkative... but I'm still hoping to see some food here next time otherwise I know who to blame!. (smiling playfully)
Her: laughs !
Me: *paid, packing my stuff almost leaving*
Her: Smiling, moving a little left & right. She's a little nervous. She's looking at my fleece 'jacket' (if it's a jacket it's supposed to keep you warm right ?) it's got the name of the bank I used to work for.
Me: Yeah got it at a bank party... was a great place to work... So how's your day looking ?
Her: Pretty good, not expecting too much work in the late afternoon. Should be off at a reasonable time. Will still have to east at my desk for lunch though. Got a few ... blaaaaaaahhblah blahhhh (babe who cares about all that ?)
Me: I know this winebar I think you'd like called ------, I'm going there for a little winetasting & snacks tonight around 21:00.
Her: Hey I know that place, never been there but heard it's great.
Me: *hand her my phone* HTC TYTN (the real deal bros!!!)
She: *looks at it like huh ?*
She: Wow what's that ? is that a phone ?!?
Me: UTTER STUPIDITY... about how it's actually from the Matrix and Neo gave it to me as a present... blabablablaaahh... *Cashier is looking at her and smiling*
Her: HAHAHAHHAHAHA !
Me: *show her how to input her name, I move close, body contact, she stays and doesn't move away, she leans into me* (HOLY SMOKING SALMON!!!) I delete her name to make her do it again & to give her that feeling like she might still lose me.
Me: Give me your number, I'll call you around 20:30.
Her: *types in her name again & number*
Me: Great ! Talk to you later... was nice meeting ya (OMG really did say that, wha a KKKnob!) *winks*
5 minutes later I SMS her (making sure she gave me her real number & to demonstrate that I'm no slacker): "So this is one of those phonesex lines eh ???" (one's where you pay like 2 Euro a minute to hear some chick moan, UTTER RIPOFF!). She immediately answers back before I can put the phone in my pocket. BASHI BAZOOOKS ! My hands are freezin! I fumble with the phone... This is weather for PINGUINS!!! ... she answers "HAHA! no way ! it's me ! HBOfficeGirl. Is it 20:30 yet ?" I answer back "Wow! SO straightforward ! ;)" she: "Yeah, like you! ;)"
wwwwwwhhhaaaattt ???!!! silly girl!
I think of my Dad, he'd be so proud of me. I LOVE you Dad, for many things, but for teaching me that as a man it's my responsibility to take initiative, I really love you.
Anyway I'm outta here, no gaming for me tonight! OHHHHH NOOOOO !!!! I wanna play but I AM forcing myself to SHUT DOWN my machine..... NOW!
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Now, if anyone was that straightforward with me, I'd think he/she was a serial killer.Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
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Re: w00t
Pheromone...(points at custom user title)
You're obviously way too arrogant.
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Re: How sexually promiscous are you ?
A. same thing happened to me, which is why i hit 18 before meeting my current girlfriend of several years.
C. i game a fair bit; hour and a half a night on average.
D. i spend way way too much time reading.
Re: How sexually promiscous are you ?
Okay, so I'm refreshingly average. Ran out of fingers but didn't need to take both socks off
The usual mixed bag of one night stands, long-term committed relationships, just-friends-but-we're-feeling-lonely, extra-marital affairs etc etc, interspersed with long bouts of celibacy when I get fed up of it all
One benefit of getting older is your hormones hassle you a lot less
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Re: How sexually promiscous are you ?
I just want to know who the two gentlemen are who cracked over a 100 clams, and how close they are to the 300 scale. Seems like we have two real predators here, common don't be shy, naturally you aren't so WHO are you?
Re: How sexually promiscous are you ?
Surely, Fragony, I expected you'd be asking who's the other one
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Ohhh, question was in your life, thought he meant since the last time you logged onSurely, Fragony, I expected you'd be asking who's the other one
Re: How sexually promiscous are you ?
How sexually promiscous am I ?
As much as possible every living day.
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Re: How sexually promiscous are you ?
Funny thing is, "promiscuous" means "casual" or "indiscriminate". I wouldn't say that any of my "conquests" were casual or that I've ever been indiscriminate.
Well alright, there was C. whose dress and table manners weren't exactly in the best possible taste, but once she was out of that dress her bedside manner left nothing to be desired either. It's been a frequent dilemma to me. I mean the dilemma of how to reconcile such, um, juxtapositions would be the word.
Lust is a democratic tyrant.
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Re: How sexually promiscous are you ?
It's really nothing to boast about. I think it's incredible that everybody is feeling so pressured. Sex with varies partners spreads disease no matter how you cut it.
Most people will not use protection all the time. Even with protection you can still get herpes, crabs, HPV, Genital warts, varied genital conditions.
People hate condoms in general. Nobody wants to wear them IN REALITY. In a fantasy world, maybe - but truth be told most people slip up on many occasions.
On your death bed do you really feel like you may wish for more varied partners? Will it really matter? I doubt it. I do suspect that you won't want your daughters out there playing pregnancy Russian roulette. You won't want your sons to have relationships based primarily on the physical. Your wife to get herpes because of your past actions. Also, I think most of us know that sexual relationships cloud character judgement and increase the likelihood of a false match in personalities.
"Sexual Freedom" just enslaves us to a life obsessed with the physical, infidelities, weaker philosophical relationships and flaming nether regions.
We are now free to do what we want. Just because you have the ability doesn't mean you have to act on it. I've slept with 3 different girls and I wish it was only 1 or 2 in my entire life.
Last edited by ICantSpellDawg; 12-19-2007 at 16:42.
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