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    I second!
    A must for every dictator!

    What's really annoying is battles where they only fire one or two volleys of arrows before the infantry charge. But I guess they don't want to waste every arrow they have in fear of not having any at all the next battle. But in major battles where it's a win or loose scenario I can't see why they wouldn't use all their arrows, I'd rather use them all in order to crush the enemy and have none (or just a few) for a later, minor battle.

    And one ending I hated from the start is the one in 300. Sure, it's the only way for Xerxes to beat them but I mean, the SPORTSMANSHIP! Bah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spotted Pig
    And one ending I hated from the start is the one in 300. Sure, it's the only way for Xerxes to beat them but I mean, the SPORTSMANSHIP! Bah!
    Absolutely!

    Xerxes should have offered to switch ends so that the Spartans could have a go attacking.

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    Well, as many people here have been complaining (or commenting) about how the Brits are represented in (hollywood) film, I might as well contribute to how the Spanish are represented in historical film in laughable stereotypes most of the time:

    Spaniards in hollywood epics have, 90% of the time: Black hair, sharp faces, men have beards, women often have long hair, and in most cases we're blustering, arrogant, war-mongering religious fanatics (just look at Elizabeth: The Golden Age).

    One movie, though, that was a refreshing change from that was Goya's Ghosts. Unfortunately, the movie wasn't great.

    Don't get me wrong though, I don't really care how we're represented in movies, and in Elizabeth, I actually got a kick out of seeing the most famous Spanish monarch (Phillip II) being turned into a creepy villain
    The film sadly neglected to mention that the reason he was invading England was because he'd been married to Bloody Mary I and was, according to himself, asserting his right (i.e that island belonged to my late wife, so now it belongs to me).

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    Plus, the movie forgot to mention that Phillip II wasn't spanish at all, but was actually German/Portugese (just look up his lineage on Wikipeida)

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    Yesterday a funny realization occured as we were watching Alexander for the fist time and were discussing the battle scene of Gaugamela:
    Me - "Hmmm, nice..."
    Kari - "Hmmm, I miss the unit banners..."

    And when Alex started his pre-battle speech:
    Alex - "Today..."
    Me+Kari unisono - "...is a good day to die! But better still..."
    (you know the rest... )

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    We are such nerds...

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    Quote Originally Posted by V.T. Marvin
    Yesterday a funny realization occured as we were watching Alexander for the fist time and were discussing the battle scene of Gaugamela:
    Me - "Hmmm, nice..."
    Kari - "Hmmm, I miss the unit banners..."

    And when Alex started his pre-battle speech:
    Alex - "Today..."
    Me+Kari unisono - "...is a good day to die! But better still..."
    (you know the rest... )

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    We are such nerds...
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    Last edited by Mouzafphaerre; 02-24-2008 at 13:14.
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    Default Re: Funny realization occured...

    Quote Originally Posted by V.T. Marvin

    And when Alex started his pre-battle speech:
    Alex - "Today..."
    Me+Kari unisono - "...is a good day to die! But better still..."
    (you know the rest... )
    This reminds me of a period in my Mak campaigns where I suddenly thought

    How bored must these veterans be after hearing 3 generations of Argeades saying the same thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.Alco
    The film sadly neglected to mention that the reason he was invading England was because he'd been married to Bloody Mary I and was, according to himself, asserting his right (i.e that island belonged to my late wife, so now it belongs to me).

    Right...

    God breathed, and the enemy was scattered.
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    I remember when I was watching The Two Towers for the first time, I was just telling my mate: "Jeez, whoever designed that castle at Helm's Deep should be crucified for it." I mean, this thing's supposed to be unconquerable, yet it has a quite massive stone bridge up to the main gate and a simple wooden door is all that is supposed to keep enemies out. Come oooooon! Ever heard of things like drawbridges or portcullis?! Those are basic acessories to any medieval castle.

    Btw, regarding representation of Renaissance age Spain I recommend the movie "Alatriste" with Viggo Mortensen. The plot is a bit hard to follow sometimes but I find the depiction quite good and there are some cool swordfights and battles. Especially the last battle against the French (the first time I ever saw a quite accurate depiction of Spanish Tercio Infantry in a movie).


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    Quote Originally Posted by Moosemanmoo
    This reminds me of a period in my Mak campaigns where I suddenly thought

    How bored must these veterans be after hearing 3 generations of Argeades saying the same thing?
    LOL!
    Last edited by machinor; 02-24-2008 at 17:56.
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