Here in Portugal every time there is an election for the Portuguese Presidency there is always a comedian/musician that says he´s gonna run if he can gather enough signatures (you need 7500 signatures to run)....he once actually got enough but they drummed up some bs technicality to stop him from getting on the ballot

I sure as hell would vote for him....at least with him he´s honest about the fact he´s lying with every teeth in his mouth


My favorite campaign promisse - "Vote Vieira - Free Fellatio for everybody!"
..at last a policy I can get behind


"Vieira - Working for the Nation!"