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  1. 12-28-2007, 17:04 #1
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    Default Re: Crazy Campaign Promises Thread

    How about Tanja Derveaux...





    "Don't vote me, or I'll bite!



    And off course, it all started with this one:



    "I promise you 400.000 jobs."

    Quote Originally Posted by Tanja Derveaux
    I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

    It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

    This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

    According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.
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    Is NEE an actual political party ? I was really impressed with their stuff.
    Never actually looked them up, sadly. Awesome ! THEY WERE AWESOME !
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    I have been trumped!

    Belgium all the way!
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    I'll vote for her.


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    NuLab promised a referendum on the EU constitution amending treaty. Then, when they got in, they stuck two digits up at the electorate. Who says that power corrupts?

    Then our Great Leader hides in a broom cupboard somewhere, while the heads of the rest of the EU countries troop in and sign the EU constitution amending treaty.

    He even left his foreign secretary adrift so that he had to shake hands with a butler, as he was alone on the podium.

    Still at least he turned up six hours late and eventually signed the constitution amending treaty. His pen was glued to the end of a twenty foot bargepole, so he could pretend he wasn't there!

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    McCain 'I am Legend'

    More like a myth he is that old.
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    I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.
    That's nice of her, but I'm not sure I've got the time or the energy, quite frankly. Just five or so would be enough.
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