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  1. 12-24-2007, 05:34 #1
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    Default Re: Chuck Norris' Tears DO NOT Kill Cancer!

    WHAT? Those were lies!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshal Murat
    WHAT? Those were lies!?
    Don't panic. Don't panic. DON'T PANIC!!! RAAAAAAA!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshal Murat
    WHAT? Those were lies!?
    You mean this bottle of Chuck Norris's tears I bought on Ebay is worthless?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brave_Sir_Robin
    You mean this bottle of Chuck Norris's tears I bought on Ebay is worthless?
    Not if you sell them to someone else who hasn't heard the news.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshal Murat
    WHAT? Those were lies!?
    Chuck Norris never lies. He is the truth.
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    Default Re: Chuck Norris' Tears DO NOT Kill Cancer!

    Quick, I need chuck norris tears and FAST
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyar Son
    Quick, I need chuck norris tears and FAST
    I can tell you you won't find them in the shed.

    Boyar, seek ye the ziggurat built in honour of Chuck - also known as the Tiers of Chuck Norris.
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    Default Re: Chuck Norris' Tears DO NOT Kill Cancer!

    And to think we used to keep all of these puns to ourselves in the Backroom ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    And to think we used to keep all of these puns to ourselves in the Backroom ...
    I'm serving my punance here in the Frontroom during the Org Truce of the Backroom.
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    Default Re: Chuck Norris' Tears DO NOT Kill Cancer!

    Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swims though land.

    #Hillary4prism

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    I'm serving my punance here in the Frontroom during the Org Truce of the Backroom.
    Ah, is that why the backroom disappeared for me? Was rather curious about that, an announcement in advance would've been nice. For a little while, I thought I'd been banned from it or something.
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    Default Re: Chuck Norris' Tears DO NOT Kill Cancer!

    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II
    Chuck Norris never lies. He is the truth.
    Those are the sort of quotes he doesn't like, his response would likely be "No, God is the truth."

    Which is similar to his response to the tears-and-cancer one, he directed people to the blood of Jesus.

    Anyway, it's one thing to bat this stuff around the internet but publishing a book does seem libel to draw a law suit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
    ...but publishing a book does seem libel to draw a law suit.
    Yep, it was bound to happen.

    BTW, good one Philip.
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    Oh God! The Backroom puns have invaded our homes!!!

    But nice one guys - especially Philip
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    Default Re: Chuck Norris' Tears DO NOT Kill Cancer!

    More lies!

    When chuck norris roundhouse kicks you, you instantly die. But if the roundhouse kick happens to miss, the wind following the roundhouse kick will rip out your pancreas.
    His kick would never miss! He merely finds it entertaining when your internal organs fly from your body.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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