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    Master of Few Words Senior Member KukriKhan's Avatar
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    Default Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?

    Wait.

    What's that sound?

    Oh.

    Ho spinning in his grave.
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    RIP Tosa, my trolling end now Senior Member Devastatin Dave's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan
    Ho spinning in his grave.
    I wonder if Ho got more satifaction from the dong or the dollar?
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    I can't imagine Ho would be sweating; many currencies are nailed to the dollar, pegged to it firmly, rising and falling as it goes up and down, up and down. The dong, however, is a free-floating hard currency, and it slips and slides all over the place before coming to rest in its natural state of liquid equilibrium.

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    The dollar does rely on a lot more oil lubricant to help stiffen its resolve. The dong relies more on an attractive exchange to get up and go. One has to remember that after exchanging dollar for dong you are left with a much larger wad then if you held the currency in dollars.
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    After some not so extensive research, I have discovered that when offered, most men prefer to receive dollars than dong. Women, however, being less financially minded, seem to welcome the dong. Though, I suppose one can get a lot of dong for one's buck...
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    So guys, will Ho be more receptive to the dong or wait until the dollar firms up to pre-inflationary volumninosity?



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    Horrible blow to the dollar.


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    Oh my god, this was by far the best thread I've ever read here.

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    Q: What sits by a street corner waiting for customers, and is capable of taking 10,000 dongs face up as well as face down?

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    A: A vietnamese vending machine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meneldil View Post
    Oh my god, this was by far the best thread I've ever read here.
    This was when creating threads were about skill, art, and the disturbed inner workings of the mind. Ahhh, the good old days...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave View Post
    This was when creating threads were about skill, art, and the disturbed inner workings of the mind. Ahhh, the good old days...

    Dose that mean your creative juices have all been expended and you just can’t get them up for the dong any more?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave View Post
    This was when creating threads were about skill, art, and the disturbed inner workings of the mind. Ahhh, the good old days...
    this one is really funny XD good old DD. maybe i should start writing stories about you again

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