Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
After some not so extensive research, I have discovered that when offered, most men prefer to receive dollars than dong. Women, however, being less financially minded, seem to welcome the dong. Though, I suppose one can get a lot of dong for one's buck...
Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
So guys, will Ho be more receptive to the dong or wait until the dollar firms up to pre-inflationary volumninosity?
NB:what have I done to give DD this thread idea?
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
Horrible blow to the dollar.
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pintenOriginally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Down with dried flowers!
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Explanation needed
Is this thread for joking or for serious discussion?
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Waiting for: Wimbledon 2008.
Re: Explanation needed
Some take the dong very seriously.....Is this thread for joking or for serious discussion?
RIP Tosa
Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
Plus some of us currency speculators want to know whether to go short or long on the dong.
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
Down with dried flowers!
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Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
Whatever you do, don't go down on the dong.
"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
Don Vito Corleone: The Godfather, Part 1.
"Then wait for them and swear to God in heaven that if they spew that bull to you or your family again you will cave there heads in with a sledgehammer"
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Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
While one may be circumspect at the idea of investing, the dong is a snip at 1/16000 of a dollar, and it's no skin off your teeth if the dong goes up or down.
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I bow down to the dollar realising it satisfies where 15999 dongs fail.
Status Emeritus
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Wouldn't it be more like 50 dollars satisfies a dong? Errmm...
Also, Master Dave, I salute you and this most epic of epic threads. May it's star burn brightly, until the mods gas this into oblivion.
"Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render to everyone
that which is his due." - Justinian I
Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
As long as the dong doesn't create friction with the chocolate starfish the gases will remain unlit.
Gawd this thread reminds me more of how the org used to be...
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
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A dong time ago, in a malady far, far away...Gawd this thread reminds me more of how the org used to be...
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All we would need right now is Soly to post a vietnamese model, half naked, holding some of her home country currency, then IT WOULD be like old times.
Gawd this thread reminds me more of how the org used to be...
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RIP Tosa
Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
For the very first time in Orgah history, I would like to share a picture of my dong. Yes, it's thick. Yes, it's wrinkled. Yes, it fits in my pants, usually on the left. Behold and be amazed.
Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
You only a 30 dong man Lemur? I got a 10, 000 dong in my pants somewhere!
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Compensating for something IA?You only a 30 dong man Lemur? I got a 10, 000 dong in my pants somewhere!
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Ouch! I hope that wasn't in the backpocket of the pants...You only a 30 dong man Lemur? I got a 10, 000 dong in my pants somewhere!
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
Forgive me if I have come [to a] prematurely [conclusion], but 1 dollar is more worth than some 16 thousand dong?
Status Emeritus
Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
Honestly I'm not sure my friend, it would seem that we'd have to ask Dave or Lemur who seem to be experts on the dong.
"Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render to everyone
that which is his due." - Justinian I
Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
Please explain how and why you are able to fit 10,000 dongs in your pants.You only a 30 dong man Lemur? I got a 10, 000 dong in my pants somewhere!
"Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render to everyone
that which is his due." - Justinian I
Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
It amuses me to read this thread in light of that dong is slang for condom in Norwegian.
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Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
To be franc, as a speculator, I wouldn't want the dong to get anywhere near the the colon, not for real anyway. Though some may have the yen for it, I'd rather have a kip.
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Albert Camus "Noces"
Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
Strange... people are willing to pay many dollars for my dong...
Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
All this talk about the dong...personally, I'm more concerned with My Ding A Ling.
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I would ask Lemur, it appears that he has more dong in my pants than I do. But atleast I have enough self respect not to post a picture of it on the net... jeeez
RIP Tosa
Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
Some people in this thread just seem to love dongs.
Why do you hate freedom?
Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
And that dong is slang for penis in the US, UK and its penal colonies.It amuses me to read this thread in light of that dong is slang for condom in Norwegian.
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?
Hah! You said penal.And that dong is slang for penis in the US, UK and its penal colonies.
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
Down with dried flowers!
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I have this urge to assault Peter.Hah! You said penal.
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I don't know about the dong. I know that some countries don't use the decimal system in their currencies. Some just add extra zeros. That's why they use larger numbers.
For example,
1 dollar = 109 Japanese yen
1 dollar = 949 Korean won
Thus a 109 yen or a 949 won is very low to the Japanese and the Koreans, not just the Americans.
The Japanese use
like an American uses a 50 dollar bill,
and the Koreans use
like an American uses a 10 dollar bill.
Wooooo!!!
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