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    You only a 30 dong man Lemur? I got a 10, 000 dong in my pants somewhere!
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    You only a 30 dong man Lemur? I got a 10, 000 dong in my pants somewhere!
    Compensating for something IA?
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    You only a 30 dong man Lemur? I got a 10, 000 dong in my pants somewhere!
    Ouch! I hope that wasn't in the backpocket of the pants...
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    You only a 30 dong man Lemur? I got a 10, 000 dong in my pants somewhere!
    Please explain how and why you are able to fit 10,000 dongs in your pants.

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    It amuses me to read this thread in light of that dong is slang for condom in Norwegian.
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    To be franc, as a speculator, I wouldn't want the dong to get anywhere near the the colon, not for real anyway. Though some may have the yen for it, I'd rather have a kip.
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    Strange... people are willing to pay many dollars for my dong...
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    All this talk about the dong...personally, I'm more concerned with My Ding A Ling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
    It amuses me to read this thread in light of that dong is slang for condom in Norwegian.
    And that dong is slang for penis in the US, UK and its penal colonies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio
    And that dong is slang for penis in the US, UK and its penal colonies.
    Hah! You said penal.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir
    Hah! You said penal.

    I have this urge to assault Peter.
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    Default Re: Will the dong overtake the dollar?

    I don't know about the dong. I know that some countries don't use the decimal system in their currencies. Some just add extra zeros. That's why they use larger numbers.

    For example,
    1 dollar = 109 Japanese yen
    1 dollar = 949 Korean won

    Thus a 109 yen or a 949 won is very low to the Japanese and the Koreans, not just the Americans.

    The Japanese use

    like an American uses a 50 dollar bill,
    and the Koreans use

    like an American uses a 10 dollar bill.
    Wooooo!!!

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