When the enemy ruler has you on the chopping block before him, with an axe raised...
When the enemy ruler has you on the chopping block before him, with an axe raised...
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
...when you use camels, because they suck.
EDIT:Big time.
Names, secret names
But never in my favour
But when all is said and done
It's you I love
.... when one man looks to his left and only sees the enemies flags
Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!Originally Posted by North Korea
when your fighting against 300 fully built men wearing nothing but red capes screaming FOOOORRRR SPPPARRTTAAA!!!!
Thats when you know you are totally screwed.
"I thought CA was unarmed? Unless he got some samurai swords or something... I only got some rocks and some sticks." Shlin in BR realizing he has no weapons what so ever.
...you've got Austria-Hungary on your side.
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"Oh, how I wish we could have just one Diet session where the Austrians didn't spend the entire time complaining about something." Fredericus von Hamburg
Just turn around and go home when your diplomat gets kicked down a well. Save yourself the hassle.Originally Posted by RoadKill
Last edited by mrdun; 01-18-2008 at 14:58.
When you see the marrige movie in M2TW and wonder where the heck you got all those soldiers.
"The Gauls are scum..they deserve to die.Now brave romans, sons of mars....CHARGE!!!"
-Me during the storming of Alesia.
"I came. I saw. I conquared"-Julis Ceaser
Originally Posted by mrdun
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Not to self : Do not ask Leonidus for water and land.
"I thought CA was unarmed? Unless he got some samurai swords or something... I only got some rocks and some sticks." Shlin in BR realizing he has no weapons what so ever.
...When your king and your heir are both killed by wardogs in one battle
...When you lose a battle to an army with "Arses" in command
...When you fight against Motep
...When you are allied to Motep ()
...When you are an ally of a nation fighting Motep
TosaInu shall never be forgotten.
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