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You are the most adept swordsmen on the planet, you belong to a company of soldiers even a spartan looks small to, you have the greatest of all great generals commanding you...
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
The Gods envy us.
They envy us because we are mortal, because any moment might be our last.
Everything is more beautiful because we are doomed.
You will never be lovlier than you are now.
We will never be here again.
when warband is 2 units of leginaries![]()
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When your adviser give you his resignation, and asks for a letter of recommendation for your enemy.
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to know where to hide the bodies."
When, after a decisive battle, you wake up in a camp, which is full of people, who talk in some strange foreign language.![]()
"War is not so much a matter of weapons as of money"
Thucydides
Question: suppose you were Seleukid fighting Ptolemaioi? both spoke Greek.Originally Posted by Barbarian
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well, one knows when they lose the battle when one of the following occur:
1-one finds he's cowering behind the capital's wall, and under a bunker and commits suicide with Cyanide and a pistol![]()
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2-your best general's head is on the lance of a pantodapoi, or other peasant.
3-your city/ best army is now a crater.
4-when ten stacks of one's best soldiers are slaughtered by a single UNIT of inepreienced and untrained patodapoi/ peasants.![]()
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5-the leader wakes up (or dug up) after a decisive batlle and hears tanze-metal.
6-Khalid ibn-alwalid is your enemy(see wikipedia).
7-I'm your enemy![]()
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8-the 300 are your enemy.
9-the death star is your enemy.
10-Dick Chaney is appointed advisor.
11-one has sligers and the enemy has Tiger tanks or M1A1 Abrams tanks.
12-the leader requested a red shirt and brown pants with a gold front.![]()
13-when you have an appointment with Armin Meiwes (look up on wikipedia too).
14-you hear the breathing of darth Vader.
I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.
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