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    Default Re: You know when you have lost the war when...

    When your adviser give you his resignation, and asks for a letter of recommendation for your enemy.
    "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to know where to hide the bodies."

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    Default Re: You know when you have lost the war when...

    When, after a decisive battle, you wake up in a camp, which is full of people, who talk in some strange foreign language.


    "War is not so much a matter of weapons as of money"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarian
    When, after a decisive battle, you wake up in a camp, which is full of people, who talk in some strange foreign language.
    Question: suppose you were Seleukid fighting Ptolemaioi? both spoke Greek.

    well, one knows when they lose the battle when one of the following occur:

    1-one finds he's cowering behind the capital's wall, and under a bunker and commits suicide with Cyanide and a pistol .
    2-your best general's head is on the lance of a pantodapoi, or other peasant.
    3-your city/ best army is now a crater.
    4-when ten stacks of one's best soldiers are slaughtered by a single UNIT of inepreienced and untrained patodapoi/ peasants. .
    5-the leader wakes up (or dug up) after a decisive batlle and hears tanze-metal.
    6-Khalid ibn-alwalid is your enemy (see wikipedia).
    7-I'm your enemy .
    8-the 300 are your enemy.
    9-the death star is your enemy.
    10-Dick Chaney is appointed advisor.
    11-one has sligers and the enemy has Tiger tanks or M1A1 Abrams tanks.
    12-the leader requested a red shirt and brown pants with a gold front.
    13-when you have an appointment with Armin Meiwes (look up on wikipedia too).
    14-you hear the breathing of darth Vader.
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    You know when you have lost the war when...

    You see the defeat screen.
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    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    Default Re: You know when you have lost the war when...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
    You know when you have lost the war when...

    You see the defeat screen.
    LOL..
    Dang it! missed that one....
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    Default Re: You know when you have lost the war when...

    ...theres a large wooden horse being dragged into the city!
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