You know when you have lost the war when...
Wow it has been ages since I last logged on and I thought what better way than to start with one of my favourite posts
You know you have lost the war when... You order your cavalry to charge, they all charge, then all die, because they attacked tanks
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Always use camels when attacking tanks. Everyone knows that.
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You have lost the war when... you are all dead never stop fighting!
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...the real snow starts and you're nowhere near Moscow yet.
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you know you've lost the war when your best general defects to the enemy.
'Only the Dead Have Seen the End of War' Plato
'Ar nDuctas' O'Dougherty clan motto
'In Peace, sons bury thier fathers; In War, fathers bury thier sons' Thucydides
'Forth Eorlingas!' motto of the Riders of Rohan
'dammit, In for a Penny, In for a Pound!' the Duke of Wellington
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...gunpowder's invented and you're still fighting King Tut's endless hordes
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Ahhh, I love Panzer General...Originally Posted by Ramses II CP
...the real snow starts and you're nowhere near Moscow yet.
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...you see a cute little, red-haired viking boy rubbing his nose on the OTHER side of the battlefield...
"Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions." - Grandpa Simpson
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You know you've lost when you the allies facing me on D Day on Panzer General. I think the Allies had a army of two million if I rember correctly.
If history went like that game, they would of lost all 2 million men, and there entire airforce.
AI in wargames tend to suck LOL
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... You start posting on a forum about that new little new game you think should manage to occupy you for a month or so.........
"Why should I? Your very existence is nothing but a lie! And everything in this world is a whim! It's all the fruit of an insane imagination! NOTHING IS REAL! AND NEITHER DO I EXIST!" - [Sayoko - Character from OMG]
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Haliburton says "no" to your latest contract proposal.
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
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When Dick Cheney buys Haliburton?
Names, secret names
But never in my favour
But when all is said and done
It's you I love
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You know you have lost the war when you have a feeling that you should stop your current campaign and search for some mods.
"War is not so much a matter of weapons as of money"
Thucydides
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When your enemy sends pheasnts at your best army..and wins...easily.
"The Gauls are scum..they deserve to die.Now brave romans, sons of mars....CHARGE!!!"
-Me during the storming of Alesia.
"I came. I saw. I conquared"-Julis Ceaser
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who is Haliburton?
"Why should I? Your very existence is nothing but a lie! And everything in this world is a whim! It's all the fruit of an insane imagination! NOTHING IS REAL! AND NEITHER DO I EXIST!" - [Sayoko - Character from OMG]
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...when you've retreated to your last city, your denarii are in red and 4 digits, and your faction heir has the plague.
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." ~Salvor Hardin
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...You pick Pontus
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heh...
... when your best general has no command or influence, but he does have 3 intelligence!...stupid romans with their orgies and whatnot...
TosaInu shall never be forgotten.
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When your to proud to admit defeat and do this
for death and glory.
Ten soldiers wisely led will beat a hundred without a head- Euripides
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you forget to press the pause button before going to the loo and the battle is going to decide the control of your last city
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You are the most adept swordsmen on the planet, you belong to a company of soldiers even a spartan looks small to, you have the greatest of all great generals commanding you...
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
The Gods envy us.
They envy us because we are mortal, because any moment might be our last.
Everything is more beautiful because we are doomed.
You will never be lovlier than you are now.
We will never be here again.
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when warband is 2 units of leginaries
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When your adviser give you his resignation, and asks for a letter of recommendation for your enemy.
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to know where to hide the bodies."
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When, after a decisive battle, you wake up in a camp, which is full of people, who talk in some strange foreign language.
"War is not so much a matter of weapons as of money"
Thucydides
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...when you find yourself watching a repeat of poirot.
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Who is Poirot? would that be the detective?...when you find yourself watching a repeat of poirot.
I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.
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...when enemy's arrows blot out the sun
"War is not so much a matter of weapons as of money"
Thucydides
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When you hear that someone has kicked one of your diplomats down a well.
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That which does not kill me makes me stronger ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
When you smoke the herb, it reveals to yourself ~ Bob Marley
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...you are more bothered about school work than playing the game.
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