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    Question News Anchor or Porn Star?

    Fun little quiz that takes off on the phenomenon over at Fox News, where the female hosts have been criticized for looking rather like porn stars.

    I got six out of ten right. Try your hand, so to speak!


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    8/10, it was quite easy. Those with wrinkles and a "know it all" or "my work saves the world" look in their faces were the journalists. The older ones were also journalists. Those with airbrushed face, no wrinkles, and stupid smiles or a look like they're somewhere else were the porn stars. More or less...
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    HAH! 5/10.
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    I got seven correct! A high score. I don't reveive Fox here and I haven't got a clue what their anchor women look like so this probably means I watch too much...uh...uh...fancy salon table magazines with make-up tips for women, I guess. Yeah, must be it.

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    Seven, could have to do with the fact that I watch a lot of fox

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    7 out of 10.
    I watch alot of porn so some of them I recognised instantly.

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    5/10 ...
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    4/10

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    8/10

    Apparently, I watch too much FOX news.

    Apparently, my inability to recognize the star of "Debbie Does Dallas...Again" represents a failing in my general knowledge. I must be getting old, since I tended to vote "porn star" whenever I didn't recognize the lass in question. Perhaps I would do better if Banquo hadn't snagged all of the special senior member adult materials and given some of the rest of us a chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
    special senior member adult materials
    wut? info, now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    wut? info, now.
    Senior Members only, I'm afraid.

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    Oh, and 5/10. Apparently this is fair and balanced.
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    The title reminded be the Japanese ex TV reporter?/anchor? becoming a pornstar. Now, she's pretty watchable! I need to be paid to look at the ones in your picture Lemur.

    ADD: I quit after three or four questions. News or American porn; they look all the same: Too ugly to look at.
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    8/10 and im not sure if i have ever watched fox news.Maybe i have then just watched so much pron.
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    I always thought Fox News's make-up department was overly-liberal with the pancake makeup and eye-enhancements - no wonder folks can't tell the difference.

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    I remember back in my dial-up days The Naked News was popular, but they were losing money. Wonder if they're still around?
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    I believe they are. Not my cup of tea though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan
    I remember back in my dial-up days The Naked News was popular, but they were losing money. Wonder if they're still around?
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    8/10 though I can't recieve Fox and I don't watch nearly enough porn to reckognise faces. Must be my sixth sense that goes off everytime I see somebody that goes down for money. I wonder if I wasn't right afterall about those two I missed.

    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    We used to have a TV cable channel called L!ve TV, they had great shows like topless darts, the weather in Norwegian, and the news told by dwarves on trampolines.

    Alas 'tis no more.

    You would watch fat older guys with there shirts off?
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    Though those dwarves seem interesting.
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    2/10 Its not my fault, no one watches Fox news in Canada.
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    10/10 to be fair anyone I didnt recognize was a news anchor
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