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    Question News Anchor or Porn Star?

    Fun little quiz that takes off on the phenomenon over at Fox News, where the female hosts have been criticized for looking rather like porn stars.

    I got six out of ten right. Try your hand, so to speak!


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    8/10, it was quite easy. Those with wrinkles and a "know it all" or "my work saves the world" look in their faces were the journalists. The older ones were also journalists. Those with airbrushed face, no wrinkles, and stupid smiles or a look like they're somewhere else were the porn stars. More or less...
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    HAH! 5/10.
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    I got seven correct! A high score. I don't reveive Fox here and I haven't got a clue what their anchor women look like so this probably means I watch too much...uh...uh...fancy salon table magazines with make-up tips for women, I guess. Yeah, must be it.

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    Seven, could have to do with the fact that I watch a lot of fox

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    7 out of 10.
    I watch alot of porn so some of them I recognised instantly.

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    5/10 ...
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    4/10

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    8/10

    Apparently, I watch too much FOX news.

    Apparently, my inability to recognize the star of "Debbie Does Dallas...Again" represents a failing in my general knowledge. I must be getting old, since I tended to vote "porn star" whenever I didn't recognize the lass in question. Perhaps I would do better if Banquo hadn't snagged all of the special senior member adult materials and given some of the rest of us a chance.

    I also failed on the one picture of Dagen -- not a flattering shot, so I went for the career more normally associated with the phrase "rode hard and put up wet." Sorry Ms. Dagen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
    special senior member adult materials
    wut? info, now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    wut? info, now.
    Senior Members only, I'm afraid.

    And Seamus, it is necessary to fully vet all the materials for breaches of forum rules. One never knows when a stray asterisk may compromise the moral probity of our senior members. Sometimes this requires several viewings.

    It's a tough job, but...

    Oh, and 5/10. Apparently this is fair and balanced.
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    4/10 I got the first six wrong, at which point I started going against my instincts (and then the old ones came up).

    Yeesh.
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    4/10...
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    9/10 that was easy...

    basically the ones I have never seen work for fox news...

    maybe I shouldn´t have divulged that information openly
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    What? That you actually watch Fox 'News'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountArach
    What? That you actually watch Fox 'News'?
    sure that´s what it was
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin
    sure that´s what it was


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    This Tera Patrick looks very cute. Downloading now. Thanx for spoiling her name to me


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    Embarrassingly, only 8/10. I had higher expectations. *goes to brush up on his "culture"*
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    6 out of 10...

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    7/10. I never watch fox news, so it isn't too bad.
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    8/10, and I never watch Fox news, much less TV. Got the first two wrong oddly enough, but all the rest right.

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    9/10. No Fox News and, err, no Porn. Serious, I swear!

    I missed the first one. Then I brightened up and decided to stereotype every woman on list. That commercial is right: stereotyping works.

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    8/10 due to porn "documentaries"
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    Quote Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff
    7/10. I never watch fox news, so it isn't too bad.
    same here....

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    I watch Fox News, but it's only for the anchors!
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    Hmm. Is there something wrong in wanting gratuitous female beauty on the nightly news?

    Oh, 7/10. I didn't think the Fox girls were that cute. Or most of the porn stars, TBH.
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    The title reminded be the Japanese ex TV reporter?/anchor? becoming a pornstar. Now, she's pretty watchable! I need to be paid to look at the ones in your picture Lemur.

    ADD: I quit after three or four questions. News or American porn; they look all the same: Too ugly to look at.
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    8/10 and im not sure if i have ever watched fox news.Maybe i have then just watched so much pron.
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    I always thought Fox News's make-up department was overly-liberal with the pancake makeup and eye-enhancements - no wonder folks can't tell the difference.

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