Ο ΠΟΛΕΜΟΣ ΚΑΤΑ ΤΗΣ ΣΕΛΕΥΚΕΙΑΣ
Ο polemos kata tes Seleukeias
The war against Seleukeia
I know there are a lot of Makedonian AAR's already, but i felt i had to write this one. Its a story AAR, and the first few chapters are going to be very text heavy. Im already into a campaign, this AAR just details the war against the Arche Seleukeia, and the events during the time of the war.
Chapter One
Epaphras Phyllios was one of those gentle types, quiet and unassuming. The sort of person you overlooked at a party and didn’t bother saying hello too. He was also one of those men that were taken for granted; he wasn’t physically small, yet he wasn’t the biggest of men either. So when he received a letter from the Basileus Alkyoneus Argeades asking for his partaking in a diplomatic mission with the Ptolemaioi, he was as surprised as the next man. He was living in Demetrias at the time and studying in the Akademia. It had been built only recently, during the reign of Alkyoneus, and was the foremost important school of learning in the Greek-speaking world, or so Alkyoneus liked to say. Epaphras Phyllios thought it a wonderful school, better equipped and funded than any in Athens, yet secretly he admitted to himself that perhaps the great library of Alexandria surpassed it.
Here he was studying philosophy, physics, and mathematics, he was skilled in all, yet a master in no particular field. He had been a client of the Basileus for several years now, having worked for his father in the Epeirote war as a clerk to the chief diplomat of the day, Nicodermos. Epaphros had endured a small amount of fame after he managed to convince several thousand mercenary barbarians to switch sides and join the Makedonians. It was short-lived however, as Nicodermos slandered Epaphros and took the credit himself. This was what forced Epaphros to retire from the campaign and focus on his studies. He was prospering in Demetrias; he operated his own school for the sciences, aimed at younger children whose parents couldn’t afford the richest tutors. It was in the study of his school when he received the courier carrying a missive from the Basileus. It read;
“Honourable Epaphras Phyllios, Hail!
I hope this letter finds you in good health, as im sure what you are about to read will be quite a shock. As you well know, the war against the Ptolemaioi is in a stalemate. While we enjoyed the early successes, and now hold the southern coast from Halikarnassos to Antiocheia, I have found the new front to be a sea of endless battles, both sides neither gaining nor losing ground. This, I believe, is where you may be of service. I read your philosophies, and I must say I was intrigued. Your views on morality and self glory are obviously influenced by your past experiences, but the eloquence in which you put forward your arguments was nothing short of astounding. Which is why I have decided to appoint you my chief foreign ambassador and to act as a diplomat to secure a ceasefire from the Ptolemaioi. I know, I have heard it from my advisors non-stop, what does your philosophy have to do with being a diplomat? Well, I guess nothing; I just liked what you had to say. One of the perks of being Basileus, is you don’t have to explain yourself to anyone. Please accept this position, it would do the Arche Makedonia and me a great service if you succeeded. I hope to see you soon, Alkyoneus Argeades.”
So that was how he ended up on a little trade boat headed east for Syria, and Alkyoneus Argeades mission. He arrived sometime late in the spring, and set about finding a place to live. Epaphras settled down in Antiochea, during an unbearable summer in which Alkyoneus and his companions were campaigning further south, somewhere near Sidon or Damaskos. Here he stayed for three months, studying the Ptolemaioi, their customs, their religion, and their military and political structure. By the time Alkyoneus invited him to dine with him late in the summer Epaphras had as much knowledge of the Ptolemaioi as he did his own countrymen. He settled down on his dining lounge, only two were set out, Epaphras was aware of the honour he was given by dining with Basileus by himself.
“Evening, Epaphras, I hope you find yourself well” greeted the Basileus.
“Good evening Sire, I am in excellent health. It seems the heat has helped me trim my waistline!”
“Excellent, excellent! Now, I am not about to beat around the bush. You know why you are here, and you know what I expect of you,” said Alkyoneus.
“Hmm, yes sire, I understand perfectly.” Replied Epaphras, a little overwhelmed by the Basileus’ frankness.
“Good, then lets eat. Afterwards we can discuss the finer points of your mission.”
The meal was a simple affair, bread, olives and grapes afterwards. The wine was watered down to one part wine, three parts water. The Basileus wanted all parties at their keenest intellect for this conversation.
“Right then, I want you to head south, I’ve already arranged for a Ptolemaioi embassy to meet us in or some town close to Sidon in about two weeks time,” said Alkyoneus.
“Sidon? Surely it would be better to show them our sincerity, and meet somewhere closer to home, I would have expected to travel to Alexandria herself, or at least somewhere in Egypt proper.”
“Yes, that’s what everyone tells me, but trust me on this Epaphras. It is of the utmost importance to the success of this mission that we hold the high ground. You remember two years ago Sidon was under Makedonian control yes?” said Alkyoneus.
“Yes of course sire, word of the destruction of Sidon travelled fast”.
“I wanted to send a message to those damned Ptolemaioi scum. I wont mess around, and I demand submission. However, I am a practical man, they hold most of their territories still, they have an army, albeit an army of new conscripts. They wont accept Makedonian rule, yet. Word has reached my ears of a war of far more significance in the future, and Makedonia can’t be tied down in Egypt. In the years that I have been on this front, I conquered every town and city from Karia through to Syria. Not a single loss I suffered from the Ptolemaioi, every battle a victory. Yet still, their own arrogance keeps putting more armies in front of me. Im sick of it, they will have their time, where I will march south with my thousands, and destroy the mere memory of Ptolemy I. But not yet, I need you to order a ceasefire, ironclad. I want tribute, they pay me gold, or they pay in blood. Either way, I will get what I demand.”
Epaphras was shocked at the Basileus’ intensity; he never thought this man held such fortitude, such power!
“Put it in writing sire, and I will make sure it gets done. On my honour, you will get this ceasefire.” Said Epaphras.
“Good, excellent! Get some sleep, for you leave tomorrow”
”Yes Sire. I bid you farewell,” said Epaphras, as he left.
Epaphras travelled in some luxury for several days on his journey south to Sidon. He entered the city, the ghost city. The population all but gone, the town looted. The civil structures destruction rendered the city almost inhospitable for any sizeable population. So when Epaphras walked into his quarters, a merchant’s house that had managed to escape the destruction. He was filled with both pride and sorrow. Oh he was sure that the city would grow again, it had too much history and it was far too important to be forgotten and left. The Ptolemaioi had already begun repairs and new constructions.
Two days later he received an invitation for a meeting with one Themixenos Andriakeios. He had heard of this man, he worked in the great library and was a much-revered historian. He travelled to the meeting confident, for he agreed with his Basileus fully, and was aware the Ptolemaioi must indeed be desperate, for them to accept a meeting in such a place was proof to this fact.
“Greetings noble Epaphras Phyllios, welcome to the realm of the mighty Ptolemaioi. The Pharaoh has spoken to me explicitly of what can be discussed here. He feels,” Epaphras cut the man off before he could finish.
“Yes, yes im sure the Pharaoh has. However, what he has to say is of no importance,” said Epaphras bluntly.
“You dare insult my Basileus in the mere opening sentences of our negotiations!” shouted Themixenos, red faced with fury and indignation.
“Let me put it this way, the following “sentences” will be of utmost importance for your kingdoms survival, so listen well. My Basileus Alkyoneus Argeades has personally taken the field in every engagement with your armies, and as such, he is undefeated. Not once has he ever even been close to loss. Here is how it stands. There are no armies between here and Egypt proper, save for a few town garrisons and raw recruits. Alkyoneus Basileus could stroll down through your lands and sow destruction in his wake. Every city would fall. Your Basileus dead. Your entire realm would cease to exist. If Alkyoneus Basileus wished it so, fortunately for you, he does not. There can be only one result from this negotiation. I want a ceasefire and annual tribute accounting to twenty percent your entire income. There is no getting around this honourable Themixenos, you must accept. Or your country and people will die. The women raped in front of their children, and then both sold into slavery. The men slaughtered. The cities levelled. Do not make Alkyoneus Basileus angry, you would do well to accept this offer now. In return, we will grant you trading rights to your recently lost territories, those of Pamphylia through Syria. I think you will find this extremely generous.” said Epaphras, he then turned and made to leave the room.
“I expect your acceptance in writing by the morning, I bid you farewell”
One week later he arrived back in Antiocheia, and one month later was back in his homeland of Thessalia. He was rewarded handsomely, he now owned several large farms and a mansion of magnificent opulence, and was awarded the nickname Andronikos, the victory of a man.
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